Too much Blue blood in my veins

[Tassador]

Originally Posted by dscar23 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The worst part is he told me after he left I was "Blue as fuck" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol that was the definition of blue as fuck.

[vouss]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer. Then I like to reflect on how awful my life is and how much of a man I wish I could be, how envious and jealous I am of all my internet peers. At this point I'm usually welling up and my eyes are full of salty tears while my hands are trembling, I like to help relieve this by slamming my thick leg like arms against the walls in pitiful attempts at breaking the paper thin dry wall which does nothing to stop the sounds of my mom and her latest plenty-of-fish boyfriend embracing eachother in an experience I myself will never be able to have. At this point the sounds of my mom being ploughed are unbarable and I can only drown out the jealousy with the sound of Hatsune Miku mixed with the looting of another players coin. I make my move, satisfaction is gaurantee because I never fight people who don't con 4 levels under with a massive gear disadvantage, or the ability to abuse some faction I spent weeks working on. I cum.

[Bodybagger]

Originally Posted by dscar23 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah man it cut deep. I may just have to go back if I keep being a friendly Blue fuck. That's why I came seeking advice where only the Reddest of the Red lurk: R99 forums.

I'm getting word this may have been a young <Flowers of Happiness> recruit of mine... fuckin dying of laughter right now... I thought maybe you were just joking and trolling until he PM'd me and made me LOL knowing who it was



Since this really happened, this is probably the best thread on red99 in over a month. 5 stars. Happiness for days!

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[Formshifter]

Originally Posted by dscar23 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

he didn't even fight back. To make matters worse, he sat down and accepted his death.

that isnt blue blood, thats honor breh. ive had people pull this shit too. stand up and fight, u pussies


still.. dat honor doe
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[Cars]

Lol Vouss, so ridiculous

[Rararboker]

Originally Posted by vouss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer. Then I like to reflect on how awful my life is and how much of a man I wish I could be, how envious and jealous I am of all my internet peers. At this point I'm usually welling up and my eyes are full of salty tears while my hands are trembling, I like to help relieve this by slamming my thick leg like arms against the walls in pitiful attempts at breaking the paper thin dry wall which does nothing to stop the sounds of my mom and her latest plenty-of-fish boyfriend embracing eachother in an experience I myself will never be able to have. At this point the sounds of my mom being ploughed are unbarable and I can only drown out the jealousy with the sound of Hatsune Miku mixed with the looting of another players coin. I make my move, satisfaction is gaurantee because I never fight people who don't con 4 levels under with a massive gear disadvantage, or the ability to abuse some faction I spent weeks working on. I cum.

Made me laugh. Goog job.

[dscar23]

Originally Posted by Bodybagger [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm getting word this may have been a young <Flowers of Happiness> recruit of mine... fuckin dying of laughter right now... I thought maybe you were just joking and trolling until he PM'd me and made me LOL knowing who it was



Since this really happened, this is probably the best thread on red99 in over a month. 5 stars. Happiness for days!

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No unfortunately this is not a troll. I am really that Blue. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] This isn't one of your recruits though (maybe the shaman was?). I'm not affiliated with any guild at the moment. I was thinking about apping for Holocaust, I heard they're the pvp guild on R99.

[dscar23]

Originally Posted by vouss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I start by putting the person on /ignore to help me dissociate myself from the idea that this PC is actually a person sitting behind a computer.

Finally, some solid advice.

[Bodybagger]

Originally Posted by Formshifter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that isnt blue blood, thats honor breh. ive had people pull this shit too. stand up and fight, u pussies


still.. dat honor doe

lol honor is taking the YT, not plugging, pulling hp, taking xp death, or elsewise avoiding PVP. OP is so blue that a young <FoH> shaman he could've easily PK'd made him question weather he even belongs on red99 server, without even fighting him.

Ultimate red99 thread, and some serious <Happiness> right there. Totally mindfucked you... I love it.

[Bodybagger]

Originally Posted by dscar23 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No unfortunately this is not a troll. I am really that Blue. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] This isn't one of your recruits though (maybe the shaman was?). I'm not affiliated with any guild at the moment. I was thinking about apping for Holocaust, I heard they're the pvp guild on R99.

yeah I was saying the shaman was one of my <FoH> guys haha... spurned by big Mac's lil shaman


Good times. And you heard wrong. But holocaust is great if you aren't here for PVP and just want to rush to 60 and get gear, we recently sent a few weeds their way. If you are just here for fun, PVP, and great people, Flowers is good. If you want lots of easy groups leveling up and enjoy pvp too Fresh is another option of mostly good guys who aren't scared of a good time on red99.