Top o' the mornin' to ye!!

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by Abacab "The REAL truth" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Let's do it big!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE NATIVE AMERICAN

[Humerox]

i drank till i turned green...

that count?

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

Originally Posted by xshayla701 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE NATIVE AMERICAN

It's a blow to the Irish...

People with red-hair think they're Irish, but red-hair is more common in Scots

People think the Irish are big drinkers, but Scotland has a much higher alcoholism rate

So it's rather funny seeing people with red hair screaming about being Irish and holding their liquor when drinking excessively is purely fuckin' Scottish and the only thing Ireland can hold is their independence...

Oh wait

[Hasbinbad]

SCOTLAND!!!

Where MEN are MEN, and SHEEP are SCARED!!

[Hasbinbad]

SCOTLAND!!!

Where MEN are MEN, and the WOMEN are TOO!!

[Hasbinbad]

What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Edinburgh?

A Scottish leisure centre.

[Hasbinbad]

I heard that the Scots invented a new use for sheep..

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..wool.

[Hasbinbad]

What's a Scot with more than one sheep?

A bigamist.

[Hasbinbad]

What do you call a Scot with 500 girlfriends?

A shepherd.

[Hasbinbad]

Why are Scottish Border Collies so quick on their feet?

..they've seen what happens to slow sheep.