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I THOUGHT YOU WERE NATIVE AMERICAN
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i drank till i turned green...
that count?
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People with red-hair think they're Irish, but red-hair is more common in Scots People think the Irish are big drinkers, but Scotland has a much higher alcoholism rate So it's rather funny seeing people with red hair screaming about being Irish and holding their liquor when drinking excessively is purely fuckin' Scottish and the only thing Ireland can hold is their independence... Oh wait | |||
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SCOTLAND!!!
Where MEN are MEN, and SHEEP are SCARED!!
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SCOTLAND!!!
Where MEN are MEN, and the WOMEN are TOO!!
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What do you call four sheep tied to a lamp post in Edinburgh?
A Scottish leisure centre.
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I heard that the Scots invented a new use for sheep..
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..wool.
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What's a Scot with more than one sheep?
A bigamist.
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What do you call a Scot with 500 girlfriends?
A shepherd.
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Why are Scottish Border Collies so quick on their feet?
..they've seen what happens to slow sheep.
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