when you guys jerk off - Page 2

Taresh · #1 02-28-2013, 03:44 PM

Its uthgaard~

Taresh · #2 02-28-2013, 03:45 PM

[03:07:06] Uthgaard > hey faggot
[03:08:08] Uthgaard has left channel

TALK TO ME UTHGAARD IM BACK IN EVE

roks1 · #3 02-28-2013, 11:20 PM

take supplements and fill large beakers with your monster loads, everyone. surprise your significant other with your supreme sour cream.

dmann253 · #4 03-01-2013, 05:35 AM

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take supplements and fill large beakers with your monster loads, everyone. surprise your significant other with your supreme sour cream.

No man, no.

Alawen · #5 03-01-2013, 04:35 AM

My forehead is kind of greasy tonight. I could use this greasiness to fix water marks on film negatives, but I can't make my keyboard autofire with duct tape.

Relapse, try moving your hand instead of your hips. It's a lot easier. Also, stop eating so many french fries and go for a walk.

Masakizt · #6 03-01-2013, 06:42 AM

Nevermind obviously this thread is so thoroughly unentertaining that I'm not reading properly

roks1 · #7 03-01-2013, 01:51 PM

Maybe you should try jerking off.

Nirgon · #8 03-01-2013, 02:37 PM

I shall remain self chaste until you post the fraps of invis pulling VP / Kael failing.

And then... I will lose my virginity for the second time.... to myself.

YendorLootmonkey · #9 03-01-2013, 07:13 PM

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do you get extremely out of breath or am i just getting out of shape?

Just stop and have him work on himself for a while... when you regain your breath, you can put your hand back around his shaft and continue.

Halfelfbard · #10 03-01-2013, 07:17 PM

I jerk off with a floor mirror, so i can watch my nuts bounce up and down on the mirror.