Malice_Mizer

[Barkingturtle]

That's the cold truth of growing up: everything you've masturbated to is a lie.

[Alawen]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's the cold truth of growing up: everything you've masturbated to is a lie.

I usually look forward to your posts and I feel a little betrayed when you're a buzz kill like this.

[Barkingturtle]

Yeah, I admit that was kinda grim.

If I had it to do over I'd say something like: "Just goes to show you: asses of the past are best viewed through a lens made of our old boners." Far more whimsical.