With all due respect, Sirken, you're no Solomon.

[goshozal]

Originally Posted by Nirgon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Timeline isn't classic, too many guilds/max level players now. Learn to share.

Ever heard the saying, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

[jaybone]

10/10

[Nirgon]

Is that a new meme with the youngins

[goshozal]

Originally Posted by jaybone [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

10/10

Oh, stop it, you. You're making me blush.

[Babayaaga]

And some people thought guilds couldn't agree on anything...

So much for that! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cheers Mak!

[Xelris]

Doesn't seem to matter how good the argument is to reduce the competitive factor, even if it is poisoning the server.

[Byrjun]

+1 to this.

I also heard someone say something like, "it's as if Obama told Israel and Palestine that they have 3 days to become best friends, otherwise we'll nuke em both."

[mitic]

Originally Posted by Byrjun [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

+1 to this.

I also heard someone say something like, "it's as if Obama told Israel and Palestine that they have 3 days to become best friends, otherwise we'll nuke em both."

this could cause some problems since israel would nuke back [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Lune]

How does a dog continue to fight when it is too fucking corpulent to walk, having eaten enough to fill itself a first, second, third, and fourth time over? And then sell what it absolutely could not shove down its throat for exorbitant prices?

Your metaphor sucks, and here you dumbfucks are in this thread nodding along like a bunch of redneck trailer trash watching Fox News bash poor people.

[JayN]

Originally Posted by goshozal [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A better analogy would be:

Server staff sets up a dogfighting ring. Guilds are the dogs. Only the most vicious and relentless dogs get enough to eat (loot). Dogs fight for three years. After the first year, one top dog emerges that is a freaking machine at killing the other dogs. He ends up getting almost all of the food, and he hoards it, burying stockpiles everywhere and rewarding other dogs who join his pack. Every now and then a good challenger comes along, but for the most part it's a one-dog show.

Then the server staff comes in one day and decides that they're tired of the noisy dogfights, blames the whole debacle on the dogs, and now all the dogs have to figure out how to divide the food, or all of them will starve.

Conveniently ignored is the fact that there isn't enough food for all the dogs to eat their fill.

Or, if you're not an analogy fan:



***edit disclaimer: My opinions are my own, and not endorsed in any way by my guild. But I logged into Server Chat to see my fellow players being compared to bickering women trying to divide something that can't be divided. And I just hate bad analogies.
***second edit disclaimer: hoards, not hordes.

Confirmed us dogs need velious!