Can someone explain what jousting is? - Page 2

Cookiefist · #1 02-21-2014, 05:48 PM

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Jousting requires a horse YA DOOFUS

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This is what you need to joust.

myriverse · #2 02-21-2014, 05:59 PM

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Jousting requires a horse YA DOOFUS

Not classic!

Mac Dretti · #3 02-21-2014, 06:22 PM

One knight challenges another knight to a duel in front of royalty and denizens. They saddle up with a suit of flashy armor and arm themselves with a pike and shield. The goal is to knock the opponent off his steed.

BigHurb · #4 02-21-2014, 06:30 PM

Anal Jousting
Two people line up their assholes, and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 points if your lance goes into the other guys' asshole.

Frieza_Prexus · #5 02-21-2014, 06:34 PM

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Anal Jousting
Two people line up their assholes, and then shit. The turds are the lances. 1 point for breaking the other guys lance. 5 points if your lance goes into the other guys' asshole.

I want to Poop Back and Forth.

Mac Dretti · #6 02-21-2014, 06:44 PM

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I want to Poop Back and Forth.

Rofl

NextGenesis88 · #7 02-23-2014, 07:09 AM

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Rofl

lmao

cobhc3 · #8 02-21-2014, 08:24 PM

Thanks for all the responses! But the true answer to my question was here:

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I want to Poop Back and Forth.

NextGenesis88 · #9 02-23-2014, 07:22 AM

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I want to Poop Back and Forth.

Frieza comes from the depths of the P99 forums to post the best reply that has ever been posted ever in the history of the internet. 10/10 I think we found our new GM.

BigHurb · #10 02-21-2014, 06:39 PM

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