Wife Faction

[Nikon]

Originally Posted by loramin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bring home flowers, randomly, for no reason at all. That last part is key (DO NOT do it after a fight or something).

Better yet, do as I do, and send them to her randomly at work so she can show off to her co-workers/friends. That last part is huge whether they admit it or not.

[Waedawen]

It's actually the only part, whether they admit it or not.

No good deed is a good deed if you can't brag about it, amirite...

[Lamil]

I found divorce to be a viable option

[Otur]

Best way to fix wife aggro is a divorce imo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Nikon]

Originally Posted by Otur [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Best way to fix wife aggro is a divorce imo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But then we wouldn't have ANY time for EQ if we had to cook, clean, and do laundry! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

^Was that sexist?

[Samoht Farstrider]

Get a maid. It's cheaper too!

[Otur]

Originally Posted by Samoht Farstrider [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Get a maid. It's cheaper too!

This [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[XDrake]

I can't help but to look lame for playing EQ to her. Trying to get her to play...

"NO HONEY, I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. WE HAVE TO WAIT. THERE IS A PEGASUS WITH A MAGICAL LEVITATION CLOAK UP AND I NEED TO FIND IT!"

Or...

"NO HONEY! WE CAN'T WATCH THE MOVIE YET! I JUST GOT A CAMP TO FIGHT AN ANCIENT CYCLOPS WHO WILL GIVE ME A RING THAT I TRADE WITH A GNOME FOR MAGIC RUNNING BOOTS!"

[loramin]

Yeah, but when you die twice in a remote location, search for a rez for 2.5 hours, finally find one at the last minute and get your exp back ... and you excitedly tell the maid, can she say "that's nice dear" like a wife can?

Actually ... nevermind.

[daasgoot]

Originally Posted by Nikon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Better yet, do as I do, and send them to her randomly at work so she can show off to her co-workers/friends. That last part is huge whether they admit it or not.

But but but... then she will want to have sex, which will drastically cut into your EQ time.. unless you're like me and can get away with a quick "afk 30 seconds brb".