Picking up women

[ChampionRising]

Hello I thought I would share with you what happened to me recently. I have felt lonely and decided that now is the time to get myself a girlfriend. Being asian, girls usually don't warm up to me too quickly so I usually avoided trying to get a girlfriend. I walked up to the money tree in alabama and went up to the counter andasked the female how she was doing. She said she was doing fine and I picked up the phone and dialed my mom. I was nervous and sweating and she said "your doing fine, just be yourself". I said to the woman "Hey I wanted to know if you will go out with me tonight." She said she had plans. I said "sorry" and walked away very quickly. The next day I came into the same branch and I didnt see her so I waiting over an hour outside of the building hoping she would show up. She finally pulled into the parking lot and I was so scared and sweating profusely. I ran over to her car while she was still in it and put a rose on her windshield and ran away, trying to give the myself the mysterious dangerous lover look. So scared and filled with adrenaline i cooled down a little bit with a Pepsi from the pizza place next door. After drinking the Pepsi I went back into the branch and walked up to her with my head down like I was mysterious. I took out a coin and flicked it into the air and caught it to impress her. I asked her if she will go out with me and that I'm endlessly in love with her. She said some rude things that I'm trying not to think about. Anyway I left, a total failure, and heart broken.