Uthgaard's Return

[Shannacore]

You're derailing my thread. I am asking for some good-hearted stories.

[Artaenc]

Originally Posted by Uthgaard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What this thread needs, is a poll. I may just make a new one. Should I cameo for an event to commemorate Velious? If so, classic script or original design? These are the questions that matter.

Truly miss those GM events that you used to run.

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by Uthgaard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What this thread needs, is a poll. I may just make a new one. Should I cameo for an event to commemorate Velious? If so, classic script or original design? These are the questions that matter.

Cameo with original design. A rare one-off character to kill in EQ would be nice.

[a_gnoll_pup]

Where was my return thread?

[Glitterati]

Uthgaard help me out one time. I wanted to buy him candy and strippers for his efforts!

[Pheer]

guess I'll have to be the first to post an actual story

copy/pasted from some random RNF thread from like 6 months ago:

Originally Posted by Pheer

When i went to camp CoS in early kunark a couple guys from the same guild were trying to camp chief + all the CoS spawns at the same time, I assumed they were just at chief so I started killing one side of the CoS spawns and then they raged and petitioned on me. Soon as I saw uthgaard's name appear next to me I knew exactly what to do.

He sent me some kind of tell like "youve got 60 seconds to explain yourself before I ban you" or some other kind of fucked up virtual foot-on-my-neck statement, so I calmly explained what happened, making sure to make myself look like a victim. As expected when he talked to the other guys they raged out and got themselves temp banned just from how they spoke to him regardless of whether they were right or wrong.

Once they were gone and he had left the zone I had myself a nice empty chief + CoS camp and got my idol, CoS, and locket all in one session.

[Tasslehofp99]

This one time when I was about lvl 59 on tasslehof, and had JUST gotten C2/full buffs to go get some exp. Anyway, this dude uthgaard summons me to the top of KC and death touches me for no apparent reason other than because Stealin told him to.


Then this other time, I was grouped with some two boxers in upper guk, and I asked a few friends what they thought I should do. They told me to petition it, so I did.

When uthgaard showed up, he said something along the lines of "Do you have proof they are boxing?" or something like that, and when I obviously said "No, that's why I petitioned." he turns around and suspends me for 3 days for "wasting the GM's time."

Pretty sure that was my first month on the server, though, so I did not know to avoid crazy power trippers like the plague yet.

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by Uthgaard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Of all things, this was my favorite. I had 3 DPS (deaths per second)

http://www.project1999.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=29721

When I told nilbog I did it, his response was "classic"

Can you give an explanation to this, since it's not that explanitory?

[a_gnoll_pup]

Originally Posted by Uthgaard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dud(ette) I didn't even know who you were until you responded to a thread about you 5 hours ago. Shoulda gone with something more obvious during your tenure as a ban-dit. Like, I went with Uthagain.

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] too true. I figured animorphic creatures would be instantly recognizable because my forum Avatar was an Iksar previously.

Little did I know I was just a young pup when I thought of that idea.

I already used the account ghost of sterces or something for a post... but I long lost the info to that.

[jooo]

Uthgaard threatened to ban me because I was pulling another camp's mobs to hands room.

Dude is a faggot.