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Old 08-21-2014, 03:51 PM
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I am testifying on behalf of the Defendant, Greengrocer. I am incapable of epic adventures and sweet RP threads if my belly is full of suboptimal meats. Filbus is not a good cook, and has relied heavily on Greengrocer's culinary expertise to power his daily adventures.
Juntsie move to have Filbus testimony added to meat-spin motion judgment record. Juntsie confer with Filbus and he declare dat testimony is sworn.
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Old 08-21-2014, 03:54 PM
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Old 08-21-2014, 03:55 PM
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Greengrocer's philantrophic programs in rural East Commonlands are responsible for the feeding of countless individuals who were unable to buy innkeeper goods by the tunnel due to systemic racial issues. Without Greengrocer, trolls, iksar, and ogres would have no means by which to obtain food except through third-party channels that have proved to be rife with exploitation.
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Old 08-21-2014, 03:59 PM
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Greengrocer's philantrophic programs in rural East Commonlands are responsible for the feeding of countless individuals who were unable to buy innkeeper goods by the tunnel due to systemic racial issues. Without Greengrocer, trolls, iksar, and ogres would have no means by which to obtain food except through third-party channels that have proved to be rife with exploitation.
Juntsie hereby submit sworn testimony of community philantrophic, race relations, and food-distribution expert, Kekephee, to meat-spin motion record. Kekphee expert cuz he observe act of giving meat and other tum-tums in da tunnel. Juntsie submit Kekephee declaration attaching CV as exhibit if GM need.
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Old 08-21-2014, 04:15 PM
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No idea what law school or firm thought you to draft motions but good lord they did you an injustice.
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Old 08-21-2014, 04:20 PM
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Juntsie hereby submit sworn testimony of community philantrophic, race relations, and food-distribution expert, Kekephee, to meat-spin motion record. Kekphee expert cuz he observe act of giving meat and other tum-tums in da tunnel. Juntsie submit Kekephee declaration attaching CV as exhibit if GM need.
I will further testify that as a member of the Erudite community I have first-hand experience with the dynamics of race-relations on a socioeconomic scale in Norrath, and in addition to this perspective I also have first-hand experience with regards to the distribution of foodstuff by Greengrocer. Additionally, I bring forth the testimony of Grumphilda Whoopinstein, to whose nuptual ceremonies Greengrocer provided catering free of charge:

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Aye, if t'weren't far auld Greengrocer, 'twould'a been a morbid affair. Me fathar Hammerbeard spent all'a the wedding funds on ale and wine and forget completely to buy food! When the suitors showed up, t'were nary a leg of mutton tae feed them, which is a huge problem when the first sons a' such respectable Kaladim families as House Vicobrime, Clan Weaselfang, Clan Poonanifuck, and House Brickleg gather tae compete in physical combat, battlin' and slayin' and wrasslin' fer the hand'a a maiden. Thanks be tae Brell that Greengrocer showed up, unrequested, and started passin' out nibbles! I offered tae compensate him from the very dowry the suitors were fightin' far, and his answer were, 'Nae, lass, keep yer silvers and gold- 'tis good enough fer Greengrocer tae see the smiles on yer beautiful dwarfen faces." Nary a man in Norrath can lay claim to such generosity and such a strong givin' spirit as that one, and I'll slice the arse off'a any man who dares tae call me a liar on this matter!

A'caurse, the weddin' feast ended with ol' Filbus returnin' from his watery grave and slaughterin' everybody left 'n' right, but that's neither here nor there and has nae bearing on the matter at hand, that bein' the fate of auld Greengrocer.
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No idea what law school or firm thought you to draft motions but good lord they did you an injustice.
And how many troll law degrees do YOU have?
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Old 08-21-2014, 04:23 PM
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I think this is warrants a whitehouse.gov petition.
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Old 08-21-2014, 04:58 PM
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At Dial-A-Port, we support our local community in many ways, most specifically by providing reliable and low-cost travel options to exotic and far-away destinations for all.

As responsible members of the Project 1999 Business Community, we support Portasaurs' efforts to ensure that quality meats are readily available for all, and hope that the GM's will quickly rule in favor of continued meat-spins.

Dial-A-Port is proud to speak on behalf of this valued service, and hope that after your belly is filled with a delicious meal from Portasaurus, you'll call us to get you to your prefered raiding or grouping destination.

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Old 08-21-2014, 04:59 PM
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