Lune Seeks Women for His Sex Manor

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

oh look, a douchebag. a run of the mill douchebag. yawn.

[Faron]

what's the ratio of fungis to blowjob frequency discounts?

[Secrets]

You had me interested until 'vagina'.

[Cecily]

Might be hope still!

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[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[x] Soulless - Don't disagree with you here. I like that you respect my religious beliefs.
[ ] Misogynistic - Nope, just sex-positive.
[ ] Self-Entitled - I don't have a single pixel I didn't earn with hard work and diligence.
[x] Trust Fund
[x] Man-Child
[ ] Overwhelmingly Fat - I'm 6'4 185 and run 4 miles in 28 minutes every evening around sunset. I got a lot of things wrong with me, weight isn't one of em.

3/6, pretty good.

Sidelle if you're worried about meeting the weight limit, it's okay, you don't need to use the native american equation, you're white enough. I suggest you work on your application though. I mean, I'm really into that verbally abusive dom shit. You make me feel like a bitch, and I like that. Just gotta throw in some references / recent pics and maybe elaborate on how you intend to drop the weight. Also frankly your politics are repulsive.

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Thanks, but no. I have too many man-bitches in my sex dungeon as it is. But best of luck to you on your quest to collect slutty women from the internet to come live with you in your "manor".

[paulgiamatti]

Ugh, Lune is such a creep

[Sidelle]

Lol, I remember when he posted that chart. Gotta admit it was funny, even though I find Lune revolting in pretty much every other way.

[Misto]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...

Have sex with soulless misogynistic self-entitled trust fund man-child that's clearly house-bound because of overwhelming fatness?...... OR....... Gouge out my own eyeballs with an Ebola-infected spoon?

Wow, that was totally the fastest decision I've ever made. Brb, gotta go find me that spoon.

100% of all women would accept his offer in the face of abject poverty.

[kotton05]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Might be hope still!

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What's wrong with hasbinbad tho.

[Barkingturtle]

Lune is the only poster whose posts I always read. The rest of you are literally fodder. What a terrible forum.