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Old 10-28-2010, 01:32 PM
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There was a young girl from Albuquerque
Whose postings were always quite murky
She made the nerds swoon
From their moms' basement room
And made them all look like dumb turkeys


Wtf else rhymes with Albuquerque?

I tried

9/10
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:21 PM
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There once was a poster named Purist
The greatness of his threads the folk were surest
From "I took a relaxing dump" to "bush knockt down dah towers"
The message and the money gonna overpower
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Old 10-28-2010, 02:32 PM
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There once was a dude named Japan
Upon which all'd agreed he's the man
His voice boomed through mumble
Your wife's wet and you're humbled
Sans-prenup, half your dough's in his hand
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:21 PM
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Ha. The one about ABQ was fabulous.
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:31 PM
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for sure this discussion could use some slanky
whos body was anything but lanky
he took all teh noodz
and is uninterested in bewbs
but yet somehow still makes the bank-ey

you know like money...
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:38 PM
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A *fistbump* to my Erudite brochacho
Just an ***** that loves double decker tacos
He hails from Seattle, not Hawaii
And his threads are supa supa kawaii
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:47 PM
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purist, JOIN MY GUILD
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Old 10-28-2010, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryARC [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
There was a young girl from Albuquerque
Whose postings were always quite murky
She made the nerds swoon
From their moms' basement room
And made them all look like dumb turkeys


Wtf else rhymes with Albuquerque?

I tried
New JERSEY! lurking, jerking, berkley, hurry, blurry, surely, all types of shit!
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Old 10-28-2010, 07:20 PM
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I used to think relationships were boring
'til I woke up to my girlfriend snoring
I spanked it hard and finished on her face
the end
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:58 PM
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There once was a server called Project 1999
And its population was doing just fine
Then along came Fourthmeal
Like an annoying third wheel
And for the old days the forum readers pine
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