The Runnyeye Report

[Shjade]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes, give me more suggestions like this.

Allizewsaur.

[Kekephee]

Originally Posted by kaev [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Plastering over the dank corruption that seeps thru the very veins of Rivervale with your utopian fairytales cannot save you. Filbus' throne of pretension will collapse, its rotted supports unable to bear even his diminutive weight. Who then will hold the minions of Innoruuk in check? That handful of half-grown scouts quaking in fear at the least of unexpected sounds as they skulk in the shadows of Nektulos?

You must face the creeping darkness. Already the corruption that moves within so many of those who claim to be your allies and supporters begins to sap your own strength. The web of lies spun by the Greengrocer touches more than you yet imagine. How long have you ignored the simple truth that it is not a grocer who renders meat? That is the work of a butcher! A butcher so brazen that he openly recruits minions to fetch him halfling carcasses to render into repasts for his lieutenants! Can Filbus really have explored the horrors of Najena without seeing the gory connection? Whose eyes are being dazzled and confused by what dark magics here?

I hope you don't mind if I put "selling meat is not the work of a grocer- it is the work of a BUTCHER" into Greengrocer's file for future use, because god damn do I love that

[Kekephee]

Originally Posted by Shjade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Allizewsaur.

Yes please

[Roguejm11]

Well done sir, well done.