I'm drunk

[deadlycupcakez]

Originally Posted by Lulz.Sect [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This was a postcoitus thread. Swish cucked again!

Postcoital. Learn 2 adjective.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Originally Posted by Eslade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

^still mad for no apparent reason

Still riding Lulz' dick for no apparent reason.

[Eslade]

lol, seriously though. why are you so salty all the time?

[Vile]

Originally Posted by B4EQWASCOOL [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Alcohol is for miserable fat people. Fitting.

most people on elfsim are miserable fat people

[Lulz.Sect]

Looks like we found Tinysuit's alt account boys!

Please donate today!

[miraclegrow2]

havent had any alcohol in over a year for no reason at all

i just dont think its good for people.

[Tassador]

I haven't drank since Sunday plan on drinking Friday. definitely will be sober as shit ready to pick off drunkards in discord.

[Lulz.Sect]

All good things in life with moderation my dear pals - except P1999.

[Seltius]

Ok I will bite..

Drink of choice?

Also if you're driving at 140mph after posting your drunk on elf sim forum I hope your crash doesn't involve anyone else. Or your town has internet access in prison.

[Lulz.Sect]

Don't really drink anything fancier than Jack Daniels/Knob Creek. Sometimes I'll splurge and ask for a glass of whiskey that costs over $(x) when I'm feeling spendthrifty.

Once when I was living in PA we were out boozing with the local rednecks and raced back to our lakehouse side by side. I don't think we went faster than 40 - 50 in all honestly but when the rednecks in the other car signaled us to pull over he got out and said hey man, after the highway we can't do that anymore because there cops and traffic around.

Definitely one of the dumbest things I've ever done in my life. Thank god I'm alive and didn't kill anyone or myself.

Don't drink and drive kids.