Thank you, cheaters

[audacity]

Can I have your stuff?

[Azazel]

All the good stuff is gone anyway since IB got the GMs to take it away from him.

[Swishahouse]

inb4 GM Secrets...



FUCK YOU PEOPLE GO HOME KISS MY ASS FUCK YOU

[Daldaen]

Originally Posted by audacity [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Can I have your stuff?

^ I'll take your druid stuff, dun worry. PM me <3's

[Arkanjil]

Originally Posted by Swishahouse [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

inb4 GM Secrets...



FUCK YOU PEOPLE GO HOME KISS MY ASS FUCK YOU

Rofl!

[Lazortag]

Originally Posted by purist [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Aren't you like 50 years old?

[bluejam]

Options:

1. Make SEQ legit, so everyone can cheat!!!

2. Move IB/DA to a 2nd server so they can poop on spawns etc as much as they want!!!

3. Install a 3rd party program that checks for SEQ and whatever else there is. Make people sign some kind of EULA, allowing P99 staff to do so!!! (oh noes, they will see you pron!)

All of the above can be taken more or less seriously.

[RapidScotch]

Just play live and get phat loots!

Was messin around on alla, kinda went like omgwtf after i saw the stats, havent played live in years 0_o

Hephae, Restorer of First's Laurels
MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO TRADE PLACEABLE
Slot: PRIMARY
Skill: 2H Slashing Atk Delay: 32
DMG: 189 Dmg Bonus: 70 AC: 121
Corruption DMG: 1
This item is placeable in yards and houses.
STR: +50 DEX: +50 STA: +50 CHA: +52 WIS: +48 INT: +51 AGI: +41 HP: +2635 MANA: +2520 ENDUR: +2520
SV FIRE: +89 SV DISEASE: +99 SV COLD: +77 SV MAGIC: +89 SV POISON: +92
Combat Effects: +10 Shielding: +6% Spell Shield: +4% Avoidance: +12 Accuracy: +14 Stun Resist: +6% Strikethrough: +4% DoT Shielding: +5% Attack: +42 HP Regen +5 Mana Regeneration: +6 Damage Shield: +6 Clairvoyance: +32 Spell Damage: +18 Damage Shield Mitigation: +3 Heal Amount: +16
Required level of 85.
Effect: Strike of Disease IV (Combat, Casting Time: Instant)
WT: 8.9 Size: LARGE
Class: WAR PAL RNG SHD BER
Race: ALL

[Lazortag]

Originally Posted by Alawen Everywhere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'd like to thank all the cheaters in Inglourious Basterds, Transcendence and Dark Ascension, as well as all the random non-tracking classes who have run into my camps all over the game within seconds of named mobs spawning.

Because of you, I've realized that Project 1999, while a clever and noteworthy programming endeavor, has the shadiest player population I've ever seen, despite having played on Sullon Zek and VZ/TZ.

Because of you, I've realized the pointlessness of legitimately farming items, platinum and raid loot, when it can all be duplicated or deleted in seconds.

Because of you, I've realized what a completely moronic waste of time it is to spend my free time tracking raid spawns by pressing the track button when my competition gets an audible notice while they two box their alts.

Because of you, I'm going to grad school and I'll have no temptation of spending my time playing on Project 1999 to interfere with my studies.

Thanks for the fun, but more thanks for helping me put all of this in perspective.

Honestly princess, if farming items is only pointless to you because you can't compete with people who cheat, why isn't it pointless for other reasons (such as, the items not being real, farming being a massive strain on your time (or your "studies" lolz), etc.)?

If you truly are leaving I have a few things to say:

-you're creepy
-your cooking is shit
-I fucked your wife (that's when she told me your cooking is shit)

You suck at the game Alawen if you have to quit because you can't compete with so-called "cheaters". You're basically butthurt because every time you go to seafuries you can't get four at a time so you can show your fat wife how awesome you are at quadding. You know some people are just nerds like you and memorize spawn timers and other shit like that? And if you really think someone's cheating, why don't you contribute to the project and report them, you douche?

I hope this turns into another hundred-page "I like tralina" thread.

[jeffd]

Originally Posted by Lazortag [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

your cooking is shit

now now, let's not let this get out of control