King Legday walked the ramparts of Halas in an exceptional foul mood as he surveyed the battle field below. The frozen walls of Halas were completely besieged by the Casual Scum Horde.
Legday removed his horned helmet and rubbed his temples to ease the headache that had been building.
*Suddenly the sky cracks and darkens as the clouds coalesce into the form of a face*
"ASGARDIANS" the sky roared as lightning begin to rain down electric death too decimate the ranks of the Casual Scum and ex-BDA.
The air next to King Legday began to blur as the fabric of time and space ripped asunder as the portal grew into existence.
The first thing the King noticed was his squire - Dyzzi - was drunk on vodka again.
"DYZZI!" Legday screamed, but the Bard was swift as Selo's himself and escaped easily (before falling off the ramparts into the courtyard, knocking himself unconscious).
But from the portal walked the immortal hero's of Asgard - Tekilya Wu'Tang and his large breasted wife Florid Lotis, Tekilyas 2 children Siza and Bolloks, the deformed and twisted dwarf paladin Pint, High Mage Calias - Leader of the Wizards guild, Kust Prime, and many many more.
Legdays vision went red and his erection grew to full attention as the blood flowed through his body due to the Battle Lust that was taking hold.
The King removed his pants and charged the Casual Scum Horde - naked and fully erect - and on this day <Asgard> was victorious
12-11-2017, 01:16 PM
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