I met an older woman on craigslist

[Walk]

beat those guts

[dredge]

I have thought about responding to ads like that before but thought, what kind of woman puts an ad on craigslist for sex???

She must be a total wack o.

Especially sense all a woman has to do to find sex is go to a bar at last call and guys will line up to hit on them.

But seriously seems weird, but we live in weird times.

[Ledzepp02]

Originally Posted by Slashurr [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or what if I get her naked and it's just like "Ewwww". What the hell should I do?

Made me lol XD

[Zadrian]

You guys are totally missing the point here...

www.womenbehindbars.com

[Simonlol]

Originally Posted by Slashurr [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Or what if I get her naked and it's just like "Ewwww".

Then just fuck her facehole.

[Ihealyou]

Originally Posted by Simonlol [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Then just fuck her facehole.

What if her teeth are yellow and she has bad breath?

[Ledzepp02]

Originally Posted by Ihealyou [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What if her teeth are yellow and she has bad breath?

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[naez]

Doug was in the Army, cleaning up after KP duty or some such janitorial nonsense. He was washing up different items and added ammonia to a substance that already contained substantial bleach. After feeling fine for a good half hour, not realizing what he had done, he started to feel woozy, and eventually fainted with a loud thud. Thankfully, people in the other room came in to see what had happened to him.

He wakes up in the hospital later that night. The doctor comes in and greets him, and asks him how's he's feeling. Short of a small headache Doug says he's doing fairly well. The next question took him off quite off-guard:

"You're quite lucky. You smoke, don't you?"

Doug looked at him a little funny. "Lucky? Yeah, I smoke a few a day..."

"It saved your life." The doctor responded. "The years of smoking covered your lungs with a normally life-threatening tar substance, which you probably already knew. However, you have been given a second chance... your lungs are as pink as the day you were born. No permanent damage"

Doug and the Army doctor were astounded. The gasses formed from the cleaners had burned off the tar and crap in Doug's lungs, leaving them unscathed and actually healthier than before. The one ironically healthy use of smoking, maybe. So bleach and ammonia do make a Super Cleaner, but only for your lungs... and please for all that is good and holy in this world, do NOT try this at home.

Even though he got his second chance, Doug still smokes Marbs to this day.

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tl;dr: use chlorine gas to burn that stench off your dick

[Bruno]

Originally Posted by Maurk [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Just do it.

What this guy said.

This is actually pretty common. My friends have done this numerous times (both male and female). The relationships don't last long, but usually you get to fuck.

[Asher]

Originally Posted by Slashurr [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The thing is, I am scared shitless. What if this bitch comes over to my place (she has a husband I have to host) with a big ass butcher knife and kills the shit out of me?

Never bring her to your house. Isn't this why God made motels?

Be sure to report back to us after you do the deed. I have to hear the end of this story. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Asher