In an attempt to be more constructive… (regarding the recent patch)

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Originally Posted by clacbec [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

what a joke really, fix melee shit before think about mage pet uberness unless you r full or selfish masturbation with ONE hand, what a pity

go further plz

Clac

My thoughts exactly.

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I can't either, but the part about "selfish masturbation with ONE hand" kinda made me chuckle. Mostly just the emphasis on one hand...

[Morfnblorsh]

I lost one of my hands in a shark-farming accident. I live my life okay enough, but only when I don't think about it. It's almost like I have to "forget" it happened in order to be happy. Scanning through this thread at work, I suddenly come across Clac's reply and it forces me to be reminded of what happened.

Now my stub burns. I'm really upset. Why do people have to be so cruel? I don't have a choice but to masturbate with ONE hand, that's no reason to rub it in my face with BOTH your stupid hands. YOU DON'T DESERVE TWO HANDS.

I am deeply offended.

[Aaron]

"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!'"

[guineapig]

Originally Posted by Aaron [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!'"

I love that bit!

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RIP Mitch [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]