Bragging Rights: Post your nerd cred

[mimixownzall]

I dated a girl who lost her virginity to the lead singer of Color Me Badd. BTW, she had pubes that were exactly like the hair on her head (no she wasn't black). It was very strange.. she had strait blonde pubes.

I also dated a girl who was the double for Ariana Richards in Tremors. But that was when I was young, skinny and actually got laid by animate objects.

[Penoy Lives]

My friends and i use to pretend to shoot arrows, and cast spells at each other in middle school, doing the whole motion and making the sound a human does after getting hit... ooouuahhh

no one understood how addicting the game was back in the day

[Desert]

nobody knows about the 24 node blade server in my closet. nobody.

[Shuglin]

Ummmm for me it's dreaming of EQ up to Velious being a cut off since 2003. Also the fact i played WoW so long yet hated it almost the whole time.

[ereur]

I've been playing MMO's for sixteen years now.

[Attos]

Originally Posted by baigorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fixed to be less of a lie. You know you had it coming! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know, was hopin it was gonna be a bit more creative, inflammatory and mean though TBH. Where's the trolls when you need em?

[SUSUGAM]

Originally Posted by mimixownzall [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BTW, she had pubes that were exactly like the hair on her head (no she wasn't black). It was very strange.. she had strait blonde pubes.

Gollum pussy

[mimixownzall]

Originally Posted by SUSUGAM [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gollum pussy

It was strange... but erotic. Nice soft pillow pubes.

[xshayla701]

Originally Posted by mimixownzall [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It was strange... but erotic. Nice soft pillow pubes.

Lollllll

[Knuckle]

I have a tattoo of the One Ring on my index finger. I dress up in a zelda costume for costume parties or halloween. My pubes are braided like a dwarven beard. I have three computers, one for porn, one for everquest, one for tv. I live in my moms basement, and frequently invite high school losers over on the weekend for dungeons and dragons play sessions. I do LARPs once a month, I'm an Earl now, and command 50 people beneath me. I'm the kid doing lightning bolt in the youtube video. My penis is very small and I have alot of acne, im 30lbs overweight. I consider suicide everytime a kid from highschool comes in and talks shit at me while im making his mcflurry. I visualize naked elven women when I jerk off on my inflatable lover(i wouldnt risk impregnating it with my seed).