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06-15-2011, 02:29 PM
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1. prison wallet
The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive. Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet. heroin asshole boombox prison smuggling cavity search 2. prison wallet where prisoners gang members keep things they want to keep safe IE up there butt i keep my money in my prison wallet. i got to get it out of my prison wallet bunghole bunghole basket poop-shoot turd tunnel fannypack | ||
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#12
06-15-2011, 02:39 PM
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I am a huge Vancouver Canucks fan, I lived in Van for 8 years they have been my team for 30 painful years. Game 7 of the Stanley Cup final is tonight. I have a meeting with a supplier that has been planed for 3 weeks , I try to back out of it and the president of my company called me to ask why i was not able to come, he really needs me to go to the meeting then dinner afterwords as he can no longer make it due to the fact yet he has to fly to Vancouver to watch the game because he just got tickets...
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#13
06-15-2011, 02:56 PM
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my girlfriend left me at a high school graduation party passed out, wasted, throwing up, out of it drunk.. in the bed. (not a racist in any sense just using to clarify the situation) left the party with a black drug dealer to go back to the hood to have sex with him for drugs and or alcohol. and i just found out about 2 weeks ago.
this happened over a month ago. yeah im mad bro | ||
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#14
06-15-2011, 03:06 PM
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really, really sorry if this is true man... that's just awful. However, aren't you happy that slut cheated on you sooner than later? I mean, looks like it was bound to happen if this all went down as effortlessly as you're saying. | |||
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06-15-2011, 03:26 PM
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#16
06-15-2011, 03:32 PM
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But nah your ex I assume at this point, is going to be by the time she's 26 one of those 180 lb hambeasts that posts on craigslist:
"SWF looking 4 BBC" You know one of those fat white whores that exclusively fucks ghetto ass black men just for posterity sake even though she knows well enough that she'll just get knocked up and he'll flee just like the previous six. | ||
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#19
06-15-2011, 03:48 PM
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<- isn't a 30 year old basement dwelling 220 moms boy like the standard user.
actually just turned 22 last month... and i have friends i frequently associate with that are younger than me.. aka around the graduating class of this year and the previous years. | ||
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