mortals are funny

[Elfminster]

random medieval mortal says to his wife,

"tomorrow i'm gonna get up and build me a huge fucking castle to protect me when i'm dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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[starkind]

Now we build sexy wife waifu statues in virtual worlds. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Elfminster]

random industrialist mortal says to his wife,

"tomorrow i'm gonna get up and build me a huge fucking factory to make stupid shit for me when i'm dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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[Elfminster]

random scientific mortal says to his wife,

"tomorrow i'm gonna get up and build me a huge fucking collider to play with when i'm dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

satan

"tonight I'm going to whisper in a mans dreams to build my dystopia"

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[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Elfminster]

random atheist mortal says to his wife,

"mortality is the best fucking idea ever! I can't fucking wait to die forever!"

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[starkind]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Aliens or MMO server farms in the background?

[Elfminster]

random country singing mortal says to her grandpa,

"grandpa, tell me 'bout the good old fucking days...did families really bow their heads before they fucking died?"

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[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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[Intermission]

Tree vs statue of naked dude

exhibit a: Tree

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• lots of variety
  
• some trees bring forth fruit to eat
  
• provides large shaded area for large group of people to sit under
  
• provides soil protection
  
• can be used for other things such as building a tree house, firewood, furniture, etc
  
• ideal for birds to build nests in
  
• family friendly
  
• can be planted by pretty much anybody
  
• becomes more useful as time goes on
  
• multi-purpose (like life)
  
• eyecandy
  

exhibit b: statue of naked dude

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• samey
  
• no fruit whatsoever
  
• very little shade
  
• very little or no soil protection
  
• no treehouse, firewood, furniture, etc
  
• no bird nests
  
• pervy
  
• planted by mortals with "talent"
  
• becomes even less useful as time goes on
  
• single purpose (like death)
  
• eyesore
  
• completely fucking stupid