This really happened on P99

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Originally Posted by WokeCat [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Oh God, I messed it up. I forgot this forum is kind of weird, lol.

I like this chick.

She reminds me of about 99% of the drunk chicks I hooked up with after they got black out drunk and puked in the pool.

I mean that as a compliment.

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Originally Posted by Viscere [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Back in the days, during the <Inglourious basterds> / <Transatlantic Rampage> days :

A wife/husband pair was in the guild <TransatlanticRampage>, they had a wizard and an enchanter named Alisa/Aleja.

The husband was really quiet and shy (and a cool dude). The wife on the other hand was much more ... talkative.

While I was learning how to break fear, she kept ranting in tells about how to do coke anally and how great it was for (anal) sex. It made me fail my kites a couple of times of course.

During kunark launch on blue, grinding for a RoA or a Pre-nerf fungi staff was hardcore, so she'd kill the time with more stories. I didn't pay much attention, but well, Kinsawt did.

Kinsawt apparently started dating Alisa, and well, she subsequently dumped her husband and divocred.

Kinsawt also RMT'd <Transatlantic Rampage>'s GB.

You heard this right, he got the pixels and the pussy. I rate his stay on p99 as honestly A+ and one of the guys that made the most of it.

Another dude in that guild named Sodapop used to point his 9mm on the screen during Trakanon engages, even took pictures of it (if someone from that time can oblige - would be cool).

We used ventrilo at the time. We were all forced to used push to talk, but this guy didn't want to - he'd just wait to get kicked out of vent.

One day during a trak engage that we lost to <TMO>, he was seemingly pissed. We heard a gunshot activate his mic, and well, I personally never heard of the guy again (screwed his rig, or his head, we will never know).

We were all concerned and shit, but we were also focused on CR'ing from under Trakanon.

If you also have crunchy stories about p99, please do share.

Yw.

This is honestly S+ Tier.

Reminds me of a similar situation on live back on Innoruuk. Wife/husband duo in the in my guild and the wife was cheating on the husband with another guildie.

What was memorable though was that after everyone left the raid channel both of them stayed in it (with me AFK because I went to smoke a J with a friend). I came back and overheard the the dude she was cheating with say and I quote "those red panties you were wearing the other night were SMOKIN!". The wife then realize there was one other person in the channel(me) and said something to the effect of "hey, our buddy Scooby is in here" then promptly switched channels.

Never will forget that haha.

[goblinmob]

creepin on the channel bro

[magnetaress]

This game literally gave me both syphilis and hepatitis.

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Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This game literally gave me both syphilis and hepatitis.

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[goblinmob]

VD99

[Ratchet51]

I married a small asian boy I met on P99.

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Originally Posted by Ratchet51 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I married a small asian boy I met on P99.

When did u and Tuna decide to adopt?

[Patrece]

Kinsawt also helped slap the cuffs on Amelinda, after heads of staff hand waved us... then said we were insane and threatened us for making allegations.

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still waiting on my candies