No such thing as an average BJ

[Skope]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pssh, my grandma's hot, for a dead chick.


I once crept home after a one-nighter and found a wad of chewing gum smashed into my pubic jungle. It reminded me of the way people stick their gum on like trees and fences while in line for roller-coasters. Anyway, that's a pretty bad dick suck; when there's foreign matter stuck in your pubes afterward.

maybe he just put it there because it just gets in the way and he can then just pluck it off and stick it back into his mouth after he was done. pretty smart move, imo

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Skope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

maybe he just put it there because it just gets in the way and he can then just pluck it off and stick it back into his mouth after he was done. pretty smart move, imo

Yeah, it wouldn't have been an issue if it hadn't been so crushed into my pubes. She could have at least removed it before I sodomized her. Not that she had a lot of warning.

[JenJen]

not sure if you got Skope's joke there.

[Barkingturtle]

Oh haha, now I see what you did there Skopey. Intimating I let men suck me off; funny, funny stuff duder. Honestly though, I'm not opposed to seeing if my jizz drips differently from the tonsils of real manly dude like yourself, if you want to PM me and set up a meet or something. I will fuck your face till your jaw dislocates, bro.

[Skope]

actually, i had a she the first time and a he the second. So when i reread my post i deleted the first S because it was easier and a sad attempt at a joke.

thanks for the offer, btw. I'll certainly consider it

[Hasbinbad]

This thread had so much potential, yet fails utterly to deliver.

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This thread had so much potential, yet fails utterly to deliver.

You need to play with its balls.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You need to play with its balls.

7/10, would read again.

[Peatree]

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Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This thread had so much potential, yet fails utterly to deliver.

Agreed. The Tags are rather humorous however...

[fishingme]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

7/10, would read again.

was at least 7.5/10