Who Am I? Riddle time!

[Tommy_Wiseau]

really worth 2 posts bro? you prolly shouldnt have bothered with one

[SyanideGas]

Probably not. But idc

[Drogula]

That Tommy Wiseau guy tries way too hard. Dig a hole, lie in it, and die.

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by returnofahipster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Riddle 1-

I validate my existence through acquisition of material objects. I proclaim to have such an active and productive life yet I play ever quest. I lift my voice like a trumpet and show everyone my triumphs in life while belittling others achievements. I may or may not be an extension of another delusional forums posters bizarre and twisted persona. I am acknowledged generally as a woman yet I don't have the grace or charm to be classified as anything other then a female. I propagate the illusion that I am above simplicity and shenanigans but am a ring leader of much of it on these forums.

Answer - ???

Riddle 2 -

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. .."
I am the bizarre and twisted persona spoken of in riddle one.

Answer - ???

those aren't riddles.

[jilena]

Originally Posted by naez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hoot hoot {o,o}

No Woodsy don't touch my peepee mmmmkay! No Woodsy! I'll give a hoot mmmkay?!

[Glitch]

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[Autotune]

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chariszardy?

[deathgirl]

Originally Posted by returnofahipster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Riddle 1-

I validate my existence through acquisition of material objects. I proclaim to have such an active and productive life yet I play ever quest. I lift my voice like a trumpet and show everyone my triumphs in life while belittling others achievements. I may or may not be an extension of another delusional forums posters bizarre and twisted persona. I am acknowledged generally as a woman yet I don't have the grace or charm to be classified as anything other then a female. I propagate the illusion that I am above simplicity and shenanigans but am a ring leader of much of it on these forums.

Answer - ???

Riddle 2 -

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. .."
I am the bizarre and twisted persona spoken of in riddle one.

Answer - ???

riddle 1=visage
riddle 2=feach

[visage]

Originally Posted by deathgirl [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

riddle 1=visage
riddle 2=feach

Wtf deathgirl Your better than to answer some shit head trying to get some attention. I am dissapointed in you and your overly large breast. Stop it

[returnofahipster]

death girl had them right just wrong riddles feachie was riddle 1, and vidage was riddle 2.
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