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[Tommy_Wiseau]

lol sheeple

[Daldolma]

Originally Posted by Doors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The one kid who I am friends with cycles through 3 different community colleges each semester. He enrolls, schedules classes, attends for the first week, the state sends him a check for around 1500.00 for books/school supplies, then after he banks it he withdraws from all classes and hes done.

The next semester its the same thing at a different community college he just has to drive a bit farther. He has been doing this for YEARS. He does nothing at all except sit on his ass at home and smoke.

Semester = 4 months. 3 checks for $1500 = $4500 per semester. $4500 x 3 = $13,500.

Oh ma lawd he's living the high life on the back of the taxpayer. It upsets me to know that people like this actually think they're beating the system. If tomorrow I woke up and had $13,500 to spend for the next 12 months, I'd jump off a damn skyscraper and shoot myself on the way down, just to be sure.

It amazes me what people will do to avoid working.

[Oncedark]

Originally Posted by Daldolma [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Semester = 4 months. 3 checks for $1500 = $4500 per semester. $4500 x 3 = $13,500.

Oh ma lawd he's living the high life on the back of the taxpayer. It upsets me to know that people like this actually think they're beating the system. If tomorrow I woke up and had $13,500 to spend for the next 12 months, I'd jump off a damn skyscraper and shoot myself on the way down, just to be sure.

It amazes me what people will do to avoid working.

Daldolma math scares me. Ya somehow went from 3 semesters to 9 semesters.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

Originally Posted by Oncedark [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Daldolma math scares me. Ya somehow went from 3 semesters to 9 semesters.

retard detected

[Daldolma]

Originally Posted by Oncedark [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Daldolma math scares me. Ya somehow went from 3 semesters to 9 semesters.

He said his friend enrolls at three community colleges per semester. I assumed he got $1,500 per school -- if it's $500 per school and $1,500 total per semester, that's even more lawl-worthy. $4,500 per year? Oh man, he's really tearing it up.

[ScaryBadAssholes]

Originally Posted by Doors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The one kid who I am friends with cycles through 3 different community colleges each semester. He enrolls, schedules classes, attends for the first week, the state sends him a check for around 1500.00 for books/school supplies, then after he banks it he withdraws from all classes and hes done.

The next semester its the same thing at a different community college he just has to drive a bit farther. He has been doing this for YEARS. He does nothing at all except sit on his ass at home and smoke.

Yup. Until this Fall semester this was perfectly legal in NY state. You were not held liable for ANY of the loan money either.

Now you have to attend a minimum of 30% of your semester classes or you're held liable for the money.

Obviously 30% is still a joke.

Back on top though....******s.

[ScaryBadAssholes]

Originally Posted by Doors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The one kid who I am friends with cycles through 3 different community colleges each semester. He enrolls, schedules classes, attends for the first week, the state sends him a check for around 1500.00 for books/school supplies, then after he banks it he withdraws from all classes and hes done.

The next semester its the same thing at a different community college he just has to drive a bit farther. He has been doing this for YEARS. He does nothing at all except sit on his ass at home and smoke.

($1500 where you live? LMAO -- around here you can easily quality for around $5000 per semester of full credits)

In fact...my best friend, just last semester, used his state provided community college funds to buy both a $3000 Alienware desktop and a $1500 Alienware laptop.

The yea before that, he bought a 70 inch Sony LCD, as well as a 360 PS3 AND Wii. Year before that, he used ALL his money to buy a used toyota corolla.

Btw this kid is 24 and still lives at home. He gets about $4000 semester even while living at home.

[Autotune]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I can't wait for "Dollar Fries."

[Daldolma]

Nothing screams "baller" like two forms of Alienware computer, 3 gaming consoles, a used Toyota Corolla, and living with mom.

[jarshale]

The real question is who the fuck would buy an alienware, especially 2?