Mormons believe black ppl turn white after converting.

[Reiker000]

You forgot about the 2000 year old Mormon submarines

For behold, ye shall be as a whale in the midst of the sea; for the mountain waves shall dash upon you.
— Ether 2:24

And it came to pass that when they were buried in the deep there was no water that could hurt them, their vessels being tight like unto a dish.
— Ether 6:7

And thus they were driven forth; and no monster of the sea could break them, neither whale that could mar them; and they did have light continually, whether it was above the water or under the water.
— Ether 6:10

How do you breath in an ancient submarine? Drill holes.

And also we shall perish, for in them we cannot breathe, save it is the air which is in them; therefore we shall perish. And the Lord said unto the brother of Jared: Behold, thou shalt make a hole in the top, and also in the bottom; and when thou shalt suffer for air thou shalt unstop the hole and receive air. And if it be so that the water come in upon thee, behold, ye shall stop the hole, that ye may not perish in the flood.
Ether 2:19-20

[Tecmos Deception]

"The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, they do abominable deeds, there is none who does good. The Lord looks down from heaven on the children of man, to see if there are any who understand, who seek after God. They have all turned aside; together they have become corrupt; there is none who does good, not even one.
- Psalm 14:1-3"

God's definition of "good" must be whack as fuck.

[Tarathiel]

i used to live in pocatello, idaho(about 3 hours from SLC). in the heart of mormon america, and i can tell you from first hand experience that mormons are every bit as crazy and over zealous as the OP's link implies.

[Diggles]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i used to live in pocatello, idaho(about 3 hours from SLC). in the heart of mormon america, and i can tell you from first hand experience that mormons are every bit as crazy and over zealous as the OP's link implies.

I have to deal with crazy ass Christians in bumfuck, alaska, can't imagine what it's like to live in the heart of that loonyden.

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i used to live in pocatello, idaho(about 3 hours from SLC). in the heart of mormon america, and i can tell you from first hand experience that mormons are every bit as crazy and over zealous as the OP's link implies.

Haha my g/f is from Idaho Falls.

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by Alarti0001 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Haha my g/f is from Idaho Falls.

quite possibly the only town in idaho thats more of a dump than pocatello haha.

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

quite possibly the only town in idaho thats more of a dump than pocatello haha.

Hey they have a Chik-Fil-A now they are doing big things!

[feriokun]

Don't be haters!

[Diggles]

Originally Posted by feriokun [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Don't be haters!

dont be a whacky ass cultist!

[feriokun]

Originally Posted by Diggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

dont be a whacky ass cultist!

Lol @ cultists.

It may not be the norm, but it's a religion just as well as the rest of them out there.