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Old 04-27-2014, 07:27 PM
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I was hammered drunk and my friend, who I really have no interest in, was saying she didnt want to drive home so i let her sleep in my bed.

As I was trying to pass out, she started trying to cuddle with me and started kissing me on my neck and shit.

Instead of hurting her feelings and saying "I dont want to have sex with you" I told her that I dont have a condom and I do not have sex with women without one because of the risk of std's and pregnancy.

She continued to pursue me and started grabbing my cock until it inevitably became erect.

She spit on her hand and started to jack me off so I thought "Ok cool, im gonna get an old fashioned and then she will leave me alone after i get off." - Boy was I wrong.

She jumped on top of me and slid down on my dick and started moaning uncontrollably. She was so wet that she didnt even ease onto it, it happened so fast.

It was like in a matter of 2 seconds i went from getting a hand job, to having my cock inside a vagina.

After it was already in, I let her get off on top of me, then I told her that she had to go home and now she is trying to make me feel like im the bad person in this scenario.
Calibre was officially able to be measured in the negatives after that day.
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Old 05-17-2014, 02:07 PM
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This guild seems very toxic
only to the unintelligible
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Old 05-17-2014, 04:00 PM
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only to the unintelligible
I think you meant unintelligent. Unintelligible wouldn't fit the meaning you're looking for.
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Old 05-17-2014, 05:27 PM
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I think you meant unintelligent. Unintelligible wouldn't fit the meaning you're looking for.
you know nothing of my mind
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:10 AM
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I dont think I have ever been to najena either. One of the only places in classic I havent seen.
No. Not vagina Lron. Najena.
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Old 05-21-2014, 12:38 PM
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