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Old 10-14-2012, 08:37 PM
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Drug dealers:
  1. Refer to their clients as "users".
  2. "The first one's free!"
  3. Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
  4. Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".
  5. Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  6. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
  7. Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
  8. Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
  9. Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers:
  1. Refer to their clients as "users".
  2. "Download a free trial version..."
  3. Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
  4. Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
  5. Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
  6. Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
  7. Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
  8. Their product causes unhealthy addictions - DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
  9. Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
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To be fair he is making $$, which I can't fault him for. If cheating gets you real money, go for it. Real money > pixels.
[10:53] <@Amelinda> he grabbed my ass and then i broke his nose.
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Old 10-14-2012, 08:44 PM
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First half of thread: 5/5
Last half of thread: 0/5
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<@patriot1776> i dont even rely on my facial hairs to get laid good luck to you
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Old 10-14-2012, 09:56 PM
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[18:39] *** Jeremy has joined #project1999
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[18:43] Reiker: jeremy having packet issues
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In your unfailing love, silence my enemies; destroy all my foes, for I am your servant.
Blessed be the LORD my strength, who teaches my hands for war, and my fingers to fight.
(Psalms 143:12-144:1)
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To be fair he is making $$, which I can't fault him for. If cheating gets you real money, go for it. Real money > pixels.
[10:53] <@Amelinda> he grabbed my ass and then i broke his nose.
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Old 10-15-2012, 12:39 AM
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In your unfailing love, silence my enemies; destroy all my foes, for I am your servant.
Blessed be the LORD my strength, who teaches my hands for war, and my fingers to fight.
(Psalms 143:12-144:1)
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Originally Posted by Harrison View Post
To be fair he is making $$, which I can't fault him for. If cheating gets you real money, go for it. Real money > pixels.
[10:53] <@Amelinda> he grabbed my ass and then i broke his nose.
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:12 PM
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Am I too late to party?
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:22 PM
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Never too late for you, Hurley.
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:40 PM
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HAHAHAHAH YES
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Old 10-22-2012, 02:42 PM
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God I can't beleive I am late to this party, good work Trellin keep up gods work.
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Old 02-11-2013, 02:34 PM
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OP here bumping this thread just to say it was i, big purist, the whole time

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Old 02-11-2013, 02:42 PM
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