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[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

amen brother, my ancestors fought Alexander in noble defeat. Now my son is dating a mayan illegal

There was also this:

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[Patriam1066]

Alexander married a Persian. He knew our quality, even if Herodotus didn't

and I'm aware Thermopylae precedes the events I'm discussing by a long ass time, just saying the Greeks wrote one thing but knew we were Aryan OG's

[ScaringChildren]

I can't talk much, my ancestors looked like meth heads at a Warped Tour circa 1990s:

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[Throndor]

My coworker is friends since high school with a smokin' hot Persian babe. He's too much of a pansy ass nu-male to make a move; says she's too much of a hassle to tame. Brought her to the company christmas party after I told him to grow a pair and ask her to join. He didn't lead, so she brow-beat him the entire time while tossing fuck-me eyes at me the whole night. If I wasn't already in somethin' best believe I'd pounce that.

[Wonkie]

Joe Biden has actually gone through the time machine and transgendered into Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. This was Joe Biden—she is going to fill the Biden gap. The Biden gap concerned me. Some day Joe will leave the public stage and we will not have people who will say outlandish things. But now the Biden gap is filled.

[ScaringChildren]

Joe Biden, We Need to Talk About the Way You Touch Women

[Wonkie]

Originally Posted by ScaringChildren [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Joe Biden, We Need to Talk About the Way You Touch Women

i think he's overly warm because hes danced with tragedy repeatedly. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] stop it joe

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by Wonkie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

im just lambpooning(sic) my friend here. i believe he enjoys "that sort of thing".

lambpooning

I enjoyed the pun. Also, I had mutton yesterday. Not lamb but nonetheless you're in the correct "you're foreign" insults ballpark

[Throndor]

Don't forget the "poon".......I never forget the Poon.

[maskedmelon]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lambpooning

I enjoyed the pun. Also, I had mutton yesterday. Not lamb but nonetheless you're in the correct "you're foreign" insults ballpark

wheretheheld you get mutton stateside? you keep sheep?