Bin Laden's dead

[Turtles]

Originally Posted by Ihealyou [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Wehrmacht, you've inspired me to create this adaptation of a classic meme.


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Hah -- I laughed.

[Bones]

Originally Posted by moklianne [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Too bad you are blinded by american pride to even consider some of these 'alternative' theories.

Just because people read about conspiracy theories, doesn't mean they believe in them 100%. There's a lot of shit going on in the background that us as citizens are never told. I would rather be informed and keep my government in check, rather than just be an ignorant pawn in its plan.

But if you don't blindly accept everything you hear from the media than you must be a tinfoil hat wearing crazy person, durrr.

[wehrmacht]

Originally Posted by Turtles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What you're doing is diluting the legitimacy of actual complaints regarding the government. When you support impossibly vast and complex conspiracies, such as: "9/11 was performed by the government"

Yea dude, it's completely unthinkable that intelligence agencies such as the Mossad and the CIA could be involved in 9/11 and much more realistic that mujahideen who are mostly illiterate are far more capable of carrying out such complicated attacks.

Lets totally ignore the fact that Israel has a long history of launching similar attacks in the past and the slogan for their intelligence agency is "by way of deception".

Originally Posted by Turtles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"Jews run the world."

Only thing required to control the world is control of the country with the best military. What does it take to control the US? Arguably only one thing, control of the media. Using that you could control who becomes president, control what politicians are in a good and bad light, who then pass the laws that you want, and it keeps snowballing from there until you gain more and more power.

Shortly after, you have the undisputed most powerful lobby in Washington (AIPAC), and can also filter out anything you don't want exposed in media. You can then get away with pretty much anything.

Is it unthinkable that the Italian mafia could pool together resources and create monopolies that lead to them taking over sectors like this? No, it's not. They have done it before. Why is it unthinkable that a group 10x more cohesive than Italians could do the same thing? Anyone claiming it's not possible or even likely is delusional. Collectivists always form a state within a state and take over societies of people acting as individuals.

They already openly brag about creating monopolies on industry, if they were Italians, people would be crying mafia and want them thrown in prison. They are no different whatsoever:

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[Ihealyou]

So if I convert to Judaism, what's the process to become part of the new world order and hear all of their jew secrets? Is there a waiting period, or is it part of orientation?

[Turtles]

Originally Posted by Ihealyou [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So if I convert to Judaism, what's the process to become part of the new world order and hear all of their jew secrets? Is there a waiting period, or is it part of orientation?

That depends. Are you a Freemason? What does the word "Illuminati" mean to you?

[wehrmacht]

Originally Posted by Ihealyou [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So if I convert to Judaism, what's the process to become part of the new world order and hear all of their jew secrets? Is there a waiting period, or is it part of orientation?

You have to maneuver yourself into a field in which the racial nepotism can benefit you such as finance, media, far left college academia, etc. You're obviously not going to benefit if you choose a field such as farming.

[Turtles]

Originally Posted by wehrmacht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yea dude, it's completely unthinkable that intelligence agencies such as the Mossad and the CIA could be involved in 9/11 and much more realistic that mujahideen who are mostly illiterate are far more capable of carrying out such complicated attacks.

Scenario A: A coordinated group of terrorists hijack defense-less planes, fly them into buildings.

Scenario B: An international, bipartisan, multi-government, inter-disciplinary coalition of Jews (and non-Jew Zionists) destroy Twin Towers, skew 9/11 Commission Report, skew NIST debunking effort, skew Popular Mechanics debunking effort, convince bin Laden to admit to having planned the attack, and maintain the cover up for over 9 years with not a single conspiracist coming clean. All in an effort to begin a two-front war against Iraq and Afghanistan, Israel's most notorious enemies (sarcasm).

I'm going to go with Occam's Razor on this one.

By the way, this uber-competent conspiracy of world-dominating Jews and non-Jew Zionists apparently decided to bypass the destruction of Iran or Palestine, Israel's two most potent threats, in order to invade Iraq (one of Iran's regional enemies) and Afghanistan (a country that doesn't and never has mattered to Israel). In the process, they strengthened Iran. Crazy how they're intelligent enough to pull off the conspiracy of 9/11, but they can't pick out the right countries on the map. Shit, you know what? I bet they just misspelled Iran. Are N and Q similar in Hebrew? Maybe they were planning on blaming Hurricane Katrina on Iran. Those crafty Jews...

[Extunarian]

oh my god that magazine cover is 90's as hell

[Turtles]

Originally Posted by wehrmacht [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You have to maneuver yourself into a field in which the racial nepotism can benefit you such as finance, media, far left college academia, etc. You're obviously not going to benefit if you choose a field such as farming.

Wait, wait, wait. I thought you were talking about neocon Zionists. Well, you were. But now apparently the far leftists are in on it, too. This is one hell of a conspiracy. It even spans ideologies. What about half Jews? Are they in on it? What if they had a Jewish grandparent, but they never met them? And how'd they get to Obama? He's not a neocon, a Zionist, or a Jew. The blacks must be in on it, too. You know, those Kenyans look kinda Jew-y to me. This is more serious than we could have imagined.

[moklianne]

Originally Posted by Ihealyou [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So if I convert to Judaism, what's the process to become part of the new world order and hear all of their jew secrets? Is there a waiting period, or is it part of orientation?

I think its like Scientology. They don't tell you anything until you get close to the turds at the top.