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Old 03-30-2025, 01:48 AM
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I used to call it the invisible watermelon walk. Have an invisible watermelon under each arm lol

It’s sad but I bet my hypothesis that every time a bodybuilder influencer straightens their arms they lose viewers probably isn’t that far off. There are that many dumb suggestible 16-25yr old bro’s out there where as soon as you straighten your arms they think “wow this guy ain’t big” or “wow this guy looking kinda mid”

It’s crazy how much people have to min/max to get followers. Like not only do you have to be borderline killing your self with the amount of compounds you have to stay on year round, but also you can’t even ever stand like a normal person on camera, or it costs you literal money. Lol I like attention but I could never rely on it for money, no thanks
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Old 03-30-2025, 02:16 AM
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Carrying two pineapples under the arms.
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Old 04-05-2025, 01:59 AM
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Convinced my dad to do a movie night so I could see this movie, and it didn’t take much convincing because he is very big on outdoor survival. Tonight was the first night he could do it

Just got back from watching it. Pretty good. Some of the characters were really annoying but it was supposed to be a group of maladjusted convict adults so I guess that was intended

They keep getting picked off one by one by highly aggressive wolves and the elements. I think they only end up killing one single wolf the entire movie

Anyway, my dad had a much better strat to take on a wolf 1v1 than the scene quoted. He suggested jamming thick sticks into one’s jacket sleeve parallel to the arm. They’d have to be at least an inch thick though so it would be a tight rigging, maybe tying them around the arm as well

Then offer the arm to the wolf to clamp down on. Have the knife tied in the other hand and give a few hard stabs to the neck and side as it bites the arm. Wolf is out of the fight for good. Continue with multiple wolves if possible. But realistically they would be ripping your legs from behind if in a pack. For some reason in the movie there are a couple 1v1’s

But dad’s strat is still better than this strat
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Old 04-07-2025, 12:44 AM
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This nerd has me beat. I only have 16 (just counted) medals hanging from my dresser mirror. Although in that mix are Tough Mudder and Spartan which I doubt she’s done

Also, saving race bibs is max nerd shit. Probably the type of chick to save the receipts or ticket stubs or something to her dates. Just in case they get married right, although no one will care either way

Those bibs eating up all that wall space bothers me
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Old 04-07-2025, 12:51 AM
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This nerd has me beat. I only have 16 (just counted) medals hanging from my dresser mirror. Although in that mix are Tough Mudder and Spartan which I doubt she’s done

Also, saving race bibs is max nerd shit. Probably the type of chick to save the receipts or ticket stubs or something to her dates. Just in case they get married right, although no one will care either way

Those bibs eating up all that wall space bothers me

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Old 04-07-2025, 04:43 AM
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She needs a bib for each chesticle.
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Old 04-07-2025, 01:15 PM
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Old 04-07-2025, 08:46 PM
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2017: 2nd place
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Old 04-08-2025, 04:49 PM
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This nerd has me beat. I only have 16 (just counted) medals hanging from my dresser mirror. Although in that mix are Tough Mudder and Spartan which I doubt she’s done

Also, saving race bibs is max nerd shit. Probably the type of chick to save the receipts or ticket stubs or something to her dates. Just in case they get married right, although no one will care either way

Those bibs eating up all that wall space bothers me
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Old 04-09-2025, 04:00 AM
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