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View Poll Results: Do you live in one of America's inner cities?
Yes, I live in a but I got inner city 41 18.55%
Yes, I live in a crime infested inner city 35 15.84%
Yes, I live in a burning crime infested inner city 33 14.93%
Bush burned the crime infested towers 153 69.23%
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Old 03-12-2019, 05:31 AM
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Ugly. Ugly personality. *stoned* Can't get a real job. Mad her man don't have a job. Can't get elected.

So she's basically mad at women who outclass her. Ya. She definitely needs to stay outa politics and learn how to suck some nursing home dicks.

Equality is definitely not good for her. Having to work and learn how to be a decent human is too fucking hard for women like her.
Hillary will kill you for criticizing her.
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Old 03-12-2019, 06:38 AM
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We're gonna build a wall and the rest of you will pay for it.
Can we make a law where we can execute elderly drivers doing 60 in the fast lane?
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Old 03-12-2019, 06:44 AM
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Who’s the Florida chick

God damn
She's the latina qt.

Probably from Miami.

We quarantine the Cubans there.

The rest of the state is either meth mouth rednecks or insanely rich old people.

Wait, what does that make me...

Fuck.
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:42 AM
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Don't forget FL produces the hottest trannies
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:46 AM
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I like foxkin ��. If I had to fuck an animal it might be a fox. They are darn cute.

Which animal would you fuck if you had to?
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Probably a dolphin. You know that shit is water tight dawg.
Dolphin > shark > gator > tarpon > armadillo > fox > possum > coon
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:48 AM
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Real Florida man is immune / recognized by the bugs and nematodes as one of their own and not covered in bugbites.
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Old 03-12-2019, 07:54 AM
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Also needs more tattoos. Florida man is always tribally associated with Nascar, a brand name beer, and a white gang.
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Old 03-12-2019, 08:36 AM
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And thick, leathery skin. Tanned in the sun.

Hell, even shut ins have a 24/7 tan.

It's illegal to be pale in FL.
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Old 03-12-2019, 08:45 AM
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And thick, leathery skin. Tanned in the sun.

Hell, even shut ins have a 24/7 tan.

It's illegal to be pale in FL.
Lol, add that to the list of reasons for me to avoid Florida, among others such as the high concentration of Floridians and fire ants.
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Old 03-12-2019, 08:49 AM
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