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Originally Posted by HalflingSpergand
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Never cringed ever not once. No man shall infringe upon my cringe
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Originally Posted by Lune
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I married a part Jewish woman, something about that blood just really intoxicates me on a primordial level
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I'm 2% Jewish. That's probably the ideal amount, and I've thought about it
a lot. Like if the Nazis or the Post-Titus Romans take over, I'm probably safe. I might be restricted who I can date, but I don't care, I'll use the
shatnez NSDAP sock instead of the
kadash one I'm currently using.
On the positive side, I can claim a slight positive INT bonus, I mean it's already over 200 so diminishing returns but now I can raise my resistance gear a bit. I'm not as pure blooded as I thought I was, which is awesome for disease resistance.
All my life women tell me I smell good. And I don't use stuff like water and soap too often, cause that destroys the skin. I was willing to take the social hit for it but it never happened. I mean I never asked a dude to smell me but women are always talking about their senses and the opinion was uniformly positive. I was like whatever and continued to be a stud. But now I see it. It's my Jewish blood. I have proof right there, finally a third-party willing to verify that there is something special about my people.
I feel like I'm better positioned to fight covid too, not vis a vis the increased disease resistance but vis a visa to Isreal for the new vaccine they're making. I'm sure I can turn that 2% into easy entry there, I mean look at Goldman Sachs they turned a zero into six million.
I'm off to brush my teeth, because I was told about my breath. It's not Sexy like a Semite.