its like a million vaginas are tickling my dong

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Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

my current weight has nothing to do with anything

How do you not see the relevance? Your current weight has everything to do with it.

[Daldolma]

that's just mean, you didn't choose your vision

[Alawen]

It's not Dredge's fault that he's morbidly obese and racing headlong toward an early grave. He was born with a massive appetite and no sense of self control.

God also gave him this personality that endlessly seeks attention and then whines when it hurts.

[Stinkum]

I'm sure Dredge's obesity has nothing to do with the fact that he ate nine candy bars for breakfast every day for the past 27 years. Nope, it's the evil Monsanto reptilian illuminati.

[Clark]

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