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Old 11-06-2013, 05:46 PM
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The poop plug WAS satan.
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Old 11-06-2013, 09:09 PM
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Okay so I don't know if this was incest since there wasn't any sexual intent in the technical sense but here it goes....

When I was little my mom used to use a butt plug on me (she called it my poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out when I poop and wipe my ass then put it back in... so EQ gave me great relief.

I was really young at the time so I thought everyone did this but this one time at school it fell into the toilet and I flushed it on accident. So when I got back to class I told the teacher I flushed my poop plug. She had no idea what I was talking about and sent me to the nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 mins they decided to call the cops. The police started asking all these questions and I was scared cause I thought I was in trouble for losing my poop plug....

Turns out my mom was a schizo and was makings wear this shit so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my ass to make me gay.
Funniest thread i have read in months on R&F 5 stars.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:29 AM
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Funniest thread i have read in months on R&F 5 stars.
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Old 11-07-2013, 08:31 AM
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Old 11-07-2013, 10:39 AM
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Old 11-06-2013, 09:21 PM
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Will your mom watch my kids?
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Old 11-06-2013, 11:59 PM
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Cece good ppl
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Old 11-07-2013, 12:58 AM
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Good story, would read again.
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Old 11-07-2013, 01:05 AM
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gay merkk
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Old 11-07-2013, 02:35 AM
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gay merkk
nope not gay , just saved by jesus!
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