History of Rogean

[Khaleesi]

Notice how there's been no serious answers? It would be interesting I'm sure for new players from the latter years to have something more about Rogean than what's on his Twitch channel.

Originally Posted by loramin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

To understand Rogean, you have to understand his history ...

Rogean built the hospital where he was born.
When Rogean was born, the only person who cried was the doctor; never slap Rogean.
When Rogean was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Rogean has no childhood memories, because he was born a man.

He is not Chuck Norris, doesn't even get mentioned in the same breath as Chuck. Show some respect.

[Tikker]

I remember rogean as a rogue from a mid tier guild on nameless. Crimson tempest or euphoria or something

Then all of a sudden he was running the show (and doing a pretty good job)

[Pringles]

Didnt the guy running eqemulator.org die a few months back?

[myriverse]

Originally Posted by harnold [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have always wondered what the deal with Rogean and eqemulator is. How does he own it now? eqemulator is from like 2002, rogean is like 25 so he obviously wasnt involved in its early days. What happened and how did rogean acquire it?

A simple search shows Rogean was involved back then.

[captnamazing]

The Creationist Myth of EQEMU & Rogean as recorded by the High Neckbeards of Norrath:

o sun!
i shy from your damnable presence
cast the blackout blinds across my windows
thus, i have obliterated life

So begat the second cumming
first there was Neroga
the god king - wielder of the thundercode
he spilled his seed unto the carpeted floor
rubbed it in with his feet
the stickiness in his toes reminded him
O those lost days of his homeland
some called it Valhalla
He called it EQ
And so in a titanic task
Neroga formed the alliance of gods
they ascended from their stanky pits
communed at length
filling ten thousand poop socks
and sacrificing them in the Great Fire

the answer was obvious
the great serpent SONY ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT
held fast in its lofty castle
terrorizing the peasant masses
slaying their cattle
penning the life-giving clouds of loot

Neroga breached the gates of the sky-keep
and cast with his thundercode
a mighty bolt of programming
which rent a great wound into the heart of SOE
and from it came pouring thousands of imprisoned souls
who embraced Neroga as the One True God King
Master of Universes
and as SOE fled
Neroga perched upon the citadel
beating his breast
he cried
I am ROGEAN
CREATOR OF WORLDS
and he cast his thundercode at the world
and the bolt rippled through the ground
found the internet tubes laid by the ancient priests
blasting the internet with the wrath of his vision

hundreds of lonely neckbeards
fapping in their primordial stench
drawing crude images on the walls of their basement
with the poo
of their socks
were given light
the light bled from their screens
they wept with joy as the world was born before their eyes
Rogean
all pras
they cried

and so now
in this blackened room
the vaulted light of creation pours from our screens
seducing us into existence
of an obsolete elf sim

[Smalls]

Rogean is an RMTer.

[loramin]

Originally Posted by captnamazing [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hundreds of lonely neckbeards
fapping in their primordial stench
drawing crude images on the walls of their basement
with the poo
of their socks

True artistry /golfclap

[loramin]

Originally Posted by Khaleesi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

He is not Chuck Norris, doesn't even get mentioned in the same breath as Chuck. Show some respect.

I think being compared to (mythical) Chuck Norris is about as respectful as it gets ... or at least as respectful as a thread like this deserves.

[khanable]

Chuck Norris is a giant piece of shit

Why does the internet idolize that idiot?

Or is that the joke?

[Scikala]

Originally Posted by Tikker [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I remember rogean as a rogue from a mid tier guild on nameless. Crimson tempest or euphoria or something

Then all of a sudden he was running the show (and doing a pretty good job)

Really? He was in CT? I got denied apping to that guild, PR risk or some stupid shit. They likened me to Shadowspear...I didnt ninja no trak Bp!

*For those unaware of Nameless Drama, Shadowspear(believe that was the accurate name) was some shitbag Bard who Ninja'd SS BP and was a general asshat on the Nameless Tavern

Calabee or anyone else from Nameless remember his name?