Cats > Dogs

[abacab-101]

I have a cat and a dog, let me tell you the negatives of both.

Dog:

• Barks at fucking nothing
• Has the ability to knock over the trashcan and spread the contents everywhere.
• Chews up panties.
• Wreeks after a week.

Here are my cats:

• Consistently and without fail attempts to climb up human flesh for attention
• Climbs counters and knocks shit on the ground breaking it
• PISSES on everything, pillows, blankets, clothes, it doesn't matter he's going to mark it.
• Greedy. Will consume 10 lbs of cat food and then go after your food non-stop
• Moron. Can spray it a million times and it doesn't learn to stay off the fucking counter.

Yeah the dog does some annoying shit like dragging trash all over the kitchen, but the cat takes the cake for the most annoying as it makes everything in this house smell like piss and makes everyone bleed 24/7 as it attempts to claw at legs, arms, faces etc.

[Ahldagor]

Monitors are better than both once they accept you as the alpha.

[runlvlzero]

Cats are a more efficient source of protien and also help keep pests down.

Cat shit honestly smells better than dog shit 2.

[Kimmie]

No contest. Cats rule, dogs drool, etc.
I like not havin' to plan my life around when my girl wants to shit/piss.
Have not met a dog that I would like to exist in the same plane as for more than 2 minutes to an hour at a time.

Only cat flaw is that she likes to take walks on keyboard sometimes:


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-KPP

[indiscriminate_hater]

Originally Posted by abacab-101 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have a cat and a dog, let me tell you the negatives of both.

Dog:

• Barks at fucking nothing
• Has the ability to knock over the trashcan and spread the contents everywhere.
• Chews up panties.
• Wreeks after a week.

Here are my cats:

• Consistently and without fail attempts to climb up human flesh for attention
• Climbs counters and knocks shit on the ground breaking it
• PISSES on everything, pillows, blankets, clothes, it doesn't matter he's going to mark it.
• Greedy. Will consume 10 lbs of cat food and then go after your food non-stop
• Moron. Can spray it a million times and it doesn't learn to stay off the fucking counter.

Yeah the dog does some annoying shit like dragging trash all over the kitchen, but the cat takes the cake for the most annoying as it makes everything in this house smell like piss and makes everyone bleed 24/7 as it attempts to claw at legs, arms, faces etc.

Learn 2 train your animals you filthy aninal

[Jauna]

Originally Posted by indiscriminate_hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Learn 2 train your animals you filthy aninal

The guy who cant train a dog is telling others to train their cats.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Originally Posted by Jauna [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The guy who cant train a dog is telling others to train their cats.

1 don't have a dog

2 you can train a cat if you're not a pansy

3 who the fuck says I'm a guy?

[radda]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Monitors are better than both once they accept you as the alpha.

you have my attention

[Emile]

dogs smell like dogs. cats smell like fresh laundry.

[Misto]

Originally Posted by Zadrian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Tasty

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/07..._n_897906.html

lol. why would u kill yourself after your wife dies.

haha