Lite on Suicide Watch

[LostCause]

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[Rust1d?]

You guys are missing all the action on the new guild wars server. Kringe and Co. trying to re-create the immersion level here by plowing through 60 levels in 24 hours. Claims wife is at a baby shower all weekend...Did not know baby showers lasted 2 whole days

[Terpuntine]

Originally Posted by Rust1d? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You guys are missing all the action on the new guild wars server. Kringe and Co. trying to re-create the immersion level here by plowing through 60 levels in 24 hours. Claims wife is at a baby shower all weekend...Did not know baby showers lasted 2 whole days

Server will be dead in two weeks.

[Mac Drettj]

Originally Posted by Littlegyno 10.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fade in:

Frank Gongogeru's Basement BedRoom - Grandmother's house - Night

Frank Gongogeru is sitting on his bed, fully clothed, after an exhausting 76 hour period of playing a 15 year old elf simulator computer game. His piggish snout is shaking in rage as he goes over what has just happened to him on a 15 year old elf simulator.

Frank Gongogeru:
How dare this piece of shit Gongshow steal my pixels!! THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE. NIZZAR STOLE YEARS FROM ME AND NOW GONGSHOW IS DOING IT AGAIN.

Frank Gongogeru reaches for his nightstand and withdraws a 9mm pistol, fully loaded.

Frank Gongogeru:
I can't deal with the loss of my beloved pixels and having to report to my probation officer weekly due to my past as a child rapist/federal sex offender list. Fuck this cruel world.

A shot rings out throughout Frank Gongogeru's grandmother's house. His family find Frank Gongogeru lying in bed, his head split apart like a delicious blooming onion from Outback.

The Holocaust led by Emperor Gongshow continue to wreck havoc across the plains of Norrath in the 15 year old elf simulator known as Everquest - Project 1999: RED.

Fade out.

vivid

[quido]

Holocaust - aka old Nihilum - where your crew is so retarded you need 2x the people to contest and win.

[Genedin]

I feel you

[Mac Drettj]

u know the timers

show up and contest

[quido]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Holocaust - aka old Nihilum - where your crew is so retarded you need 2x the people to contest and win.

[Terpuntine]

Originally Posted by quido [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Holocaust - aka old Nihilum - where your crew is so retarded you need 2x the people to contest and win.

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[quido]

I officially don't give a fuck. But I'm really shocked you guys are so proud to zerg the server post-Nihilum. You try to say Azrael told you to, but that's a cop-out: you just want to zerg your way to pixels.

I hope you enjoy them.