NOT ENOUGH RP?!

[MilanderTruewield]

If I remember correctly, it was FIRE BOLT! But I'm not too sure anymore. Been a long time since I saw that video :P

[sox7d]

Originally Posted by MilanderTruewield [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If I remember correctly, it was FIRE BOLT! But I'm not too sure anymore. Been a long time since I saw that video :P

If only there was a way we could know for sure.

[DetroitVelvetSmooth]

Originally Posted by sox7d [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If only there was a way we could know for sure.

Is there some kind of repository for a/v materials that is indexed for use with some kind of search algorithm? Someone here must know. Glad you brought this up, I'm sure we can get someone "tech-savvy" enough to figure it out. Beats me though!

[Snagglepuss]

I min max for RP np. Human warrior, erudite cleric, etc

[sox7d]

I RP a human warrior and pretend that I got sucked into the game and I have to defeat Innoruuk to return to the real world, but if I die in game I die in real life!!!!!!!!

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Snagglepuss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I min max for RP np. Human warrior, erudite cleric, etc

good man, i'm on the same page

[bktroost]

Although forced to spend countless hours among militant war rooms and diplomatic counsel chambers, the archmage Nemce Allazaward, only gained the peace of fulfilling one's purpose while studying the deeper levels of elemental arcana.

Candlemark after candlemark passed by each night as he razed the contents of the dusty tomes, searching for the missing piece to the equation. He was visited by a companion from his adventuring days of lore, Tiblner Milnik. He described to him a staff , wielded by the prince of hate and can be acquired by killing his corporeal form once every 58th Thursday, when the moon is in the 12th hour, after an earthquake, in the middle of winter and only if you have a 4 leave clover in your pocket.

"This is the only way to complete your research." Tiblner sighed.

Nemce was so frustrated, defeated and confounded by the tiresome component that he decided to experiment in other forms of ancient magick. He was intimately familiar with the art of summoning and so that is where he began the foundation of this new research. Being ever jealous of the power that flowed through wizards and druids, Nemce decided to learn the magick that controlled translocation and teleportation.

This of course was against the laws of nature.

His goal was to pioneer a new strain of magick that would not require wizard pads or druid rings or any foci of magical energies. He would surpass the great Wizard Al'kabor and no child of Tunare or Karana could come close to comprehending the awesome power that awaited.

In his first and only experimentation, the Archmage attempted to summon himself out of Northern Freeport and into the city of Rivervale. Both being a relatively friendly location, he assumed it was a controlled environment...until the unthinkable happened.

Nemce began the Grand Incantation to complete the spell. Prior to the attempt, he cleared out an area in the backside of the city of Rivervale, a location that had very little foot traffic. All had gone according to calculation until a small wolf pup with a gold collar, engraved "Mangler", ran into the clearing. Nemce immediately sensed the weak life form's presence in the small circular area he was targeting, but it was too late. Nemce attempted to cancel the spell and sever the connection, however his concentration was too great to be interrupted and he was teleported-- at least in part.

The wrenching pain he experienced in the few moments that followed (though it felt like the culmination of days of torture) was beyond anything he had experience in his many years. Twisted, deformed, and hairy, he stood. Four ft tall, covered in blood and matted fur, and a small gold collar with the name "Mangler" dangling on his ankle, Littlernemce was born. Nemce had transferred his body to another location and in one sense his experiment did succeed... not how he planned, however.

Littlernemce was filled with more elemental magick than Nemce could have dreamed in the moments to follow, but it was chaotic and uncontrollable. In a desperate act, driven by pain and horror, Nemce willed his original form back into creation. Littlernemce was left spent and void of magick. There, side by side, stood the Archmage as he once was and the hairy, magick inept ball of flesh that was Littlernemce.

The midget lacked many things, but, like his sire, he had a keen mind and, despite his stunted height, he was very agile. Nemce also started to notice that various baubles and gems began appearing in his study, as did the number of items reported missing in the guild as of late. It seemed that his experiment succeeded in solving an issue he did not realize could be solved.

Nemce had expended libraries of research tomes, dedicated to the effort of reducing a foe's resistance to magical assaults. No matter how hard he worked it seemed the Shaman Society was always a step ahead of him (blast you Lanny Tranixbane!), but all that just changed! What better way to defeat a foe's magical resistance than to increase your physical damage instead! In the years to follow Littlernemce was trained in the art of deception, evasion, melee capabilities and assasination until he reached his 60th circle of training and exceeded into masterhood. Nemce, the greatest magician of an era, had summoned a living being into existence to fight for him and be his dagger in the night.

Littlernemce Pokinyurhiney was let loose on the world to skirt from alley to alley, assassinating the unjust enemies of The Guard and to wreak a bloody havoc on the bottom dwellers of Norrath, unseen and invisible save for the small tinkling of a gold anklet with the words engraved "Mangler."

[iruinedyourday]

My shaman is a vampire slayer

[Portasaurus]

Huzzah Littlernemce!

That story paired well with my morning coffee

[captnamazing]

Originally Posted by Portasaurus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Huzzah Littlernemce!

That story paired will with my morning coffee

Hahah! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] A pleasure to read