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Old 11-08-2010, 05:30 PM
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Maybe you should try picking up girls ON xanax bars.
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Old 11-08-2010, 05:33 PM
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Feminism was the best thing that ever happened to men. Besides taking ugly chicks out of the meat market by allowing them to opt out by claiming to be lezbians, they also pushed women to finally start contributing their fair share to our society.

It used to be only the very rich could afford to have unemployed wives (whalebone corset = foot binding), then a rising economy allowed even the working class to emulate this freakish trend. Feminism got its start when the bored rich bitches realized that being unemployed and comfortable was within the grasp of the lower orders of society, and so became energized to protect their elitist fashion trend. Note that some of the earliest "feminists" didn't actually give a shit about a womans' "right" to birth control or abortion, they only wanted to eradicate the poor at the source.

Women, being far more open to mind control than men, fell for it hook line and sinker. Within a few decades women were marching and yapping and whining (as they love to do, see "The View") in order to leave their pampered place of leisure so that they too could have the "joys" of employment. But even women eventually wise up (not most, but a few.) They look back at the 1950's when women lounged around the house all day in pearls, cleaning and taking care of children, and compare it to today when women are working, cleaning, taking care of children and working some more, and they think, "WTF were those rich bitches thinking?! We had it good and they fucked it up for us!"

My brothers, I implore you. Do not let women take us back to the bad old days of lazy bitches a la Peg Bundy. If they refuse to work and you can't break up with them due to the need to drain your balls on a regular basis, at a minimum make sure they understand that this means you will make the important decisions and control the finances. Outline precisely what services she is required to do around the house and in the bedroom in exchange for your foolish generosity.

If you have trouble manning up to take the above steps, listen to the following for inspiration and advice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HC94GVNftw
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Old 11-08-2010, 05:37 PM
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A+ post would agree again
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Old 11-08-2010, 05:53 PM
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Fuji has a very valid point, a lot of girls just want to stay home and be taken care of - and I honestly understand it. Women fought for their rights to vote and to be treated just as fairly as anyone else, so why wouldn't you want to go our and do something to better yourself and your family? Hmmm, could it be laziness?
Why doesn't she just start her own business at home on the internet and then she can stay home and watch her profits roll in as she's being the "homemaker" with the kids?
I remember when I was a kid, I wanted to own my own horse stabling business. Now I'm the co-owner if an internet development company AND working full-time at an accounting firm, so when it comes time to have kids (not for a while) - it won't be an issue if I wanted to stay home because I can work out of my home.
So Fuji, you asked "Why are a lot of girls looking for someone to "take care" of them? Don't you have ambitions?", it's likely that she doesn't have ambitions or maybe she was taken care of all her life and is used to it. My younger sister is exactly this way and I cringe at the thought of her making babies.
Either way, I wish you the best of luck...sounds like you'll need it.
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Old 11-08-2010, 05:53 PM
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Wait, so am I the only guy in the world who has had 2 girlfriends at once! Wow, new record!

Seriously though, I always end up with the fucked up girls for some reason, maybe I should start looking in other places besides bars.
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Old 11-08-2010, 05:57 PM
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good thing you like men
Good thing I can't smack you.
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:07 PM
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If you prefer an independent woman, then ditch her and find somebody else. What's the problem here?
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:17 PM
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Call me old fashioned..

I want a woman who is going to have a steak seasoned and ready to grill the moment I drive up from work every day, with sides already prepared. I want a woman who will rear my babby correctly so that I know some nameless person doesn't get to fill their heads with nonsense. I like my shit clean and dust free damnit. If a chick can keep deez entertained and drained on the daily, whilst simultaneously able to wake up in the morning, make me coffee, make my lunch, do the dishes, vacuum my berber, mop my floors, dust my lamps and shit, scrub my toilet, start dinner, watch her fucking soaps or whatever, all while changing diapers and breastfeeding and shit, I'll throw a dime or two down on her boarding and upkeep. Shiiiit. Sounds like a good deal to me. She might even get a pair of shoes or some shit. Females like presents. I'm in school to get a job that pays me enough that I can support a family, and besides, females can work from home for some extra cheese these days. Count me in.
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Old 11-08-2010, 06:23 PM
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You should probably go gay.

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Old 11-08-2010, 06:26 PM
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You should probably go gay.

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No guy on p99 wants to date you bro, get over it.
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