Is Swish in reality a crazy cat lady?

[contemptor]

He's homeless and responds to any thread in 60 seconds from a library. Crazy old cat ladies are probably more relaxed

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by Dillian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why are we picking on swish? he's a good guy. Especially a senior server guide. Nice example for how the rest of the server should act.

Seriously, good old Swish is one of maybe five identifiable posters left on this entire board. Everyone else is either a sock or has so little personality they're simply not worth remembering. I mean, just who the fuck is Braknar anyway? For that matter, what the shit is a Pokesan? I do not know.

But Swish? That guy has a big red hard-on and he just won't let you forget about it. And cat gifs, too.

[contemptor]

Plus if Swish had all those cats he'd be less starved for attention probably

[contemptor]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Seriously, good old Swish is one of maybe five identifiable posters left on this entire board. Everyone else is either a sock or has so little personality they're simply not worth remembering. I mean, just who the fuck is Braknar anyway? For that matter, what the shit is a Pokesan? I do not know.

But Swish? That guy has a big red hard-on and he just won't let you forget about it. And cat gifs, too.

Swish is Pokesans godfather I believe

[Sorn]

Swish is the politest American I've ever met.

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Originally Posted by Emjaye [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I believe Swish is sitting in an adult daycare center high on meds so his friends and family don't have to deal with him. He is sitting in the happy farms computer lab as we speak jamming f5 on his keyboard. Obnoxious spam poster with very little knowledge of the game and seeing his mentally disabled posts in every single thread on these forums for the last 3 years brings the overall quality of the site down.

The P1999 forum archives are filled with drivel from Swish trying to interject himself into every single discussion and thread. The vast majority of his posts don't even have substance, just some sort of post themed 'hey everyone look at me I still exist' update every 5 minutes. I am not a doctor but clearly there is a cognitive disability here. There seems to be a cat obsession as well.

Your post oozes with obesity. Sorry Swish banged your woman. Now, fuck off, cunt! Sound British last sentence?

[Swish]

Originally Posted by Dillian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why are we picking on swish? he's a good guy. Especially a senior server guide. Nice example for how the rest of the server should act.

It's fine, really... jealousy is a strong emotion. Let them fire shots. More like water pistols really...what do people have on me?

hur hur that post count doe...
he so annoying with those red server ads
he hates bda for no reason (if you ever read my posts there's plenty of reasons)

Its not easy being fired on at all hours by lots of people but the haters are easy to bait and don't even realize they're dancing to my tune most of the time.

Here's to another 5 years of ForumQuest <3

[Swish]

Originally Posted by B4EQWASCOOL [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your post oozes with obesity. Sorry Swish banged your woman. Now, fuck off, cunt! Sound British last sentence?

Yes that was good, make it "fuck off you 'orrible cunt!" in the voice of Ray Winstone and you've nailed it [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[cdawgz28]

Come to blue swish I'll donate pp

[Bruno]

Originally Posted by Dillian [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why are we picking on swish? he's a good guy. Especially a senior server guide. Nice example for how the rest of the server should act.

The guides are human too. And Swish is not innocent of getting caught up in the hopping on the GG GM drama. If he's going to post in RnF and ask for pity afterwards, then that shows how much of a gigantic pussy he really is. Fuck out of here with all of that. If you post in here you better be able to have some thick skin and take it like the rest of us.