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View Poll Results: which actually feels better, blowjobs or penis-in-vagina sex
Blow Jobs 95 33.33%
Sex 152 53.33%
I lack the experience to say 16 5.61%
I am a lady 22 7.72%
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:52 PM
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a FUCKINGAWESOME bj is always better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
a mediocre bj is always better than mediocre sex
a shitty bj is always better than shitty sex (er.. unlessssss I mean that euphamistically?????)

basically, all things being equal, bj > sex

hell i would even say that a "good" bj is better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
I'd rather catch something for fucking a chick than have her teeth ripping my shit up.
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:53 PM
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a FUCKINGAWESOME bj is always better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
a mediocre bj is always better than mediocre sex
a shitty bj is always better than shitty sex (er.. unlessssss I mean that euphamistically?????)

basically, all things being equal, bj > sex

hell i would even say that a "good" bj is better than FUCKINGAWESOME sex
Strongly disagree.

The better the BJ is, the more it makes me want to have some fucking sex. Doesn't work in reverse.
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:54 PM
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If i had to hazard a guess i'd say it likely also depends on the skill of the partner in question......Cause......I have heard some horror stories about some really awful BJ givers.....
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:56 PM
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I'd rather catch something for fucking a chick than have her teeth ripping my shit up.
SHE DIDN"T MEAN TO!!!!!!

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Old 03-25-2011, 04:57 PM
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Oh god

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Old 03-25-2011, 04:58 PM
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Blow jobs are kind of like pizza; even when they're really bad, they're still pretty good. Just tell her to quit biting you.

Sex, however, is kind of like wine; it most always does the trick, tends to get better with age, but if it's bad, it's fucking horrible and tastes like ass.

Don't even get me started on chicks with bad hygiene. Wash your poons g'damnit.
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:59 PM
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Wait, my vagina isn't supposed to have a tongue?
If your vagina has a tongue, I will buy you a ring RIGHT NOW.
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Old 03-25-2011, 05:05 PM
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tuff question,
because it all depends on if I have to wear a condom.

I'll take oral over vag if I have to wear a rubber for penetration.

also every gal's different,
is it spongy, silky or squeaky in there, tight or loose, wet or dry, rosey or fishy etc....

also teeth are no good and technique, attitude, eye contact, dirty talk, etc... has a lot to do with a good bj

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just kidding
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Old 03-25-2011, 05:06 PM
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Old 03-25-2011, 05:10 PM
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Depends, do you count sticking it in a vacuum cleaner tube as sex or a blow job???????
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