My best friend just cut off her pinky with a table saw

[Gravydoo II]

So then, I get a text this morning. Its my sister. She died. The text was broken up in such a way that i get a long explination of how she died, next msg, but shes alive now and at the hospital.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[zodium]

Originally Posted by Gravydoo II [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So then, I get a text this morning. Its my sister. She died. The text was broken up in such a way that i get a long explination of how she died, next msg, but shes alive now and at the hospital.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

so what kind of supervillain are you planning to become?

[Gravydoo II]

I was thinking something sound based.. like, loud ass horns that damage peoples hearing. Cause I dont think you can go to jail for blowing air horns in peoples ears resulting in torn ear drums. That and I want a cod-piece for the suit.. any ideas?

[magnetaress]

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Siren Head.

A good one.

[Mblake81]

Originally Posted by Gravydoo II [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was thinking something sound based.. like, loud ass horns that damage peoples hearing. Cause I dont think you can go to jail for blowing air horns in peoples ears resulting in torn ear drums. That and I want a cod-piece for the suit.. any ideas?

[magnetaress]

Soundwave is cooler.

[HalflingSpergand]

Weren't you trash taking Christ just before all this? Hehehehe

[magnetaress]

Not me.

[HalflingSpergand]

No gravy was.

[Gravydoo II]

I was. So what?? Wow I must have been talking bad about jesus when i cut my finger in my saw, too. Oh cept i didnt cut it off, just a little skin.

Anyone trying to say "i died for you" is a bitch. You died to glorify your own importance to yourself. Ohhh everyone look at meeeeee im so holy look at meeeeee!! uuuaaaahhh my ribs!! thats a spear ohhh gawwggDD!! uauaahahahhhh!! dead.

My religion is whatever that guy who stabbed jesus with a spear did after that day. I walk in his foot steps. The proud roman who saved the world from the tyrany of the christ and his evil father, yaweh the slaughterer of mankind.

Christians do realize they are in a cannibalistic cult based on the idea of EATING jesus and drinking his blood. Oh and that is human sacrifice. So you basically pay god with dead people so he wont come down and fuck everyone up. Then his daddy is going to get bored one day, destroy the earth and kill every living thing. That sounds like Thanos. That sounds like General Zodd. That sounds like every evil comic book villian ive ever heard of.