mortals are funny

[Elfminster]

random mortal celebrity says to the iphone,

"mortal life is so fucking good! i feel so blessed! i'm doing better than fucking ever! "

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[Elfminster]

random mortal football fans chant,

"god save our gracious failure!
long live our noble failure!
god save failure!
send it victorious,
happy and glorious,
long to reign over us,
god save failure."

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[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Intermission]

Tree vs statue of naked dude

exhibit a: Tree

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• lots of variety
  
• some trees bring forth fruit to eat
  
• provides large shaded area for large group of people to sit under
  
• provides soil protection
  
• can be used for other things such as building a tree house, firewood, furniture, etc
  
• ideal for birds to build nests in
  
• family friendly
  
• can be planted by pretty much anybody
  
• becomes more useful as time goes on
  
• multi-purpose (like life)
  
• eyecandy
  

exhibit b: statue of naked dude

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• samey
  
• no fruit whatsoever
  
• very little shade
  
• very little or no soil protection
  
• no treehouse, firewood, furniture, etc
  
• no bird nests
  
• pervy
  
• planted by mortals with "talent"
  
• becomes even less useful as time goes on
  
• single purpose (like death)
  
• eyesore
  
• completely fucking stupid
  

You can just say the statue lacks in utility.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can just say the statue lacks in utility.

[starkind]

Elfminister really delivering the dominos with this thread.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Elfminister really delivering the dominos with this thread.

You calling him a detoxx alt? 🙃

[starkind]

I know who it is obviously. Glad he's doing ok enough to post and have a sense of humor

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I know who it is obviously. Glad he's doing ok enough to post and have a sense of humor

A/S/L?

[Elfminster]

random mortal redditor says to her mom,

"tomorrow i'm gonna go earn me some fake fucking karma to spend on things when i'm fucking dead. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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[Elfminster]

random mortal says to his wife,

"fuck it, tomorrow i'm gonna go tell everybody i fucking meet to get fucking vaccinated before they fucking die. i can't fucking wait to get started!"

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