Hope this thread doesn't get gassed

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Put me in a racecar with no top. Tie a rope around my neck, and the rope to a tree. I’ll punch the gas. Should pop my head right off. Keep a basket around somewhere. If it goes in I get a pardon

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Put me in a racecar with no top. Tie a rope around my neck, and the rope to a tree. I’ll punch the gas. Should pop my head right off. Keep a basket around somewhere. If it goes in I get a pardon

Is more badass than Ohio’s new head ripping off machine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guess we're gonna break someone's heart tomorrow, with lots of bullets

Last shooty execution was Utah in 2010.

[Trexller]

Good for South Carolina

I've always felt like if you're gonna sentence someone to death, they should be able to choose the method from like ~5 or so pre-approved methods

This is 'Merica damnit. Firing squad is as good as any way to go.

[Lune]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Put me in a racecar with no top. Tie a rope around my neck, and the rope to a tree. I’ll punch the gas. Should pop my head right off. Keep a basket around somewhere. If it goes in I get a pardon

ah vehicle assisted ligature decapitation, that's a goodun

[Trexller]

another one of the approved options should be they take you up in a C-130 and open the ramp so you free fall to earth with no parachute

[Duik]

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[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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hmm yeah

we'll have to drop them from like 50,000 feet so they hit the ground as a corpsicle and shatter

or over water

or if you survive, you get a pile of money and the title of champion