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[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

RETVRN

[Duik]

I callem skin breathers. We got no poison dart type frogs here but we do have cane toads.

I present Cane Toad Golf.

[Duik]

Ahh yes, Australian Cricket captain 1897-1902.
Great man. No one could hit his best delivery.
Wait for it. The no ball.

Im here all week.

Thanks Reiwa for the assist.

[F0rmsh1fter]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dunno about (british) cricketers being neutered but the whole Aussie cricket squad has been picked from the Royal Mens Castrato Choir. Now being a but less learnered than my US and A couterpart Im not sure what a castrato is. Mayhap you do? I'd consider it to be a personal favor.

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

Tovarishch!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy

This practice originated in the Byzantine Empire and later spread to the West.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A choir singer that was castrated before puberty so his voice remains unusually high

Roman Catholics were (((compromised))) centuries ago btw

LMFAO.

You prolly should look up the cricket term "No Ball" cuz directly above your slow response is the best joke ever (if you are an aussie). I am fully aware what a castrato is. I was just setting up the joke.

Also, Roman Catholics were compromised centuries ago... I know, about 20 centuries ago. Thanks for admitting it gumby.

[Swish]

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Serious question as someone who’s seen maybe 10 seconds of cricket:

Do the pitchers have to move like effeminates or is it just a byproduct of Brits being absolutely clipped?

The run up to bowl is so routine to them, they have to land their feet in exact places along their run in otherwise they'll either overstep the line causing a "no ball" and giving the batting team a free point or understep and their intended "line and length" is off and the batter can punish him for it.

From that they just look funny as they run in [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

(similar to 110m hurdles if anyone watches athletics, its gotta be right!)

[Duik]

Too serious mate. And you are absolutely right though.

Its funny how 'mericans laugh at cricketers. Have they even seen a basball uniform? And they canny catch a ball without a babyball, im sorry baseball mit. How effeninate is that?

Anywho, Swish nailed it. Youd be the only one here capable of getting my "no ball" jape.

[Jimjam]

No ball castrato joke knocked the bails off the wicket, leaving them stumped!

Originally Posted by F0rmsh1fter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Serious question as someone who’s seen maybe 10 seconds of cricket:

Do the pitchers have to move like effeminates or is it just a byproduct of Brits being absolutely clipped?

Gotta keep a straight arm delivery. No seppo effeminate bendy elbow tossers here.

[Duik]

The very good bowlers are said to be great with the ladies. Many a time they are known "bowl a maiden over".

Endless jokes here. Yanks just wont gettem.