Fat People Are Worthless

[Dirt McGirt]

obesity is a bubble

this level of cheeto consumption is not sustainable.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Fat people are the reason we're so dependent on cars. L2 walk, fatties.

I dunno what po'dunk township you live in, but I have friends in a 50 mile radius. Not walking 2 days to see my homie, thx.

[Dirt McGirt]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I dunno what po'dunk township you live in, but I have friends in a 50 mile radius. Not walking 2 days to see my homie, thx.

bicycle will free you

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

bicycle will free you

..but a bicycle won't do 100 in third gear..

[Ennoia]

Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

bicycle will free you

Right...idiot.[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Dirt McGirt]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

..but a bicycle won't break down, cost any money, require any time for maintenance, garner tickets from police traffic law extortion rackets, be broken into, depreciate in value, allow you to get fat

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by Hasbinbad [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

..but a bicycle won't do 100 in third gear..

Third gear?

L2BEACOOLKIDANDRIDEASINGLESPEED

[deneauth]

Plus if you live in Podunkville it takes a 20-25 minute drive in every direction to get to civilization, USA is too big and spread out.

[Shannacore]

Originally Posted by deneauth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Plus if you live in Podunkville it takes a 20-25 minute drive in every direction to get to civilization, USA is too big and spread out.

Urban Sprawl is the devil

[Villide]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/he...1.9748884.html

"This throws a bucket of cold water onto the idea that obesity is going to cost trillions of dollars," said Patrick Basham, a professor of health politics at Johns Hopkins University who was unconnected to the study. He said that government projections about obesity costs are frequently based on guesswork, political agendas and changing science.

"If we're going to worry about the future of obesity, we should stop worrying about its financial impact," he said.

Van Baal described the paper as "a bookkeeping exercise" and said that governments should recognize that successful smoking and obesity prevention programs mean that people will have a higher chance of dying of something more expensive later in life.

So don't fret, young sprite. If we peer pressure fat people into losing weight, their shiftless asses will just mooch the system to a greater degree later in life.

The fatties you hate so much will die younger and unburden the insurance companies AND our economy will magically turn around and we'll all be riding in flying cars in no time.