Pooping at work

[eqholmes]

I love coffee and pretty much on schedule every day I got to poop at work. This seems like it must be a common occurrence to people. I hate Hate HATE public restrooms, so my question is how many seat covers or layers of toilet paper do you put down to protect yourself from others ass germs. Also make sure to toss some TP in the water, don’t want that back splash to hit you in the taint/hole/balls!!!! Ya you know what I'm talking about, that cold ass water striking you and making you cringe

Edit* fixed a bit of spelling