Roleplaying thread

[John2020]

I wait in the corner of the room and hide until the barbarian comes in the room holding a candle. I leap out and jump on the barbarian, throw him against the wall and take the keys and open the door and escape. I run for days and come across my old pal Lexicol. Why did you abandon me, Lexicol? I thought we were friends. Before he says anything i pick up lexicol and throw her in the trees. I felt bad and i climb up and help her down. We continue looking for some bloodthirsty adventure and never have felt more like friends.

[Diggles]

>be me
>jus chillin outside of a building, ol pal Lexical chillin w/ me
>hear some shit inside, nbd
>domesticassault.tga
>some fat faggot comes wandering out of the woods
>rape.png
>dude walks up and picks up my ***** Lexical
>throws the d00der into my arms
>gettin a little woody
>goes aspie and gets pal off of me
>go wandering off, my hair still stuck to Lexical's ass
>mfw my hair is all up in Lexical's ass
>mfw I'm a tree

[John2020]

please children stay out of this thread i know you want to help but this isnt for you

[Diggles]

((are we still roleplaying???????????????))

priest you're not supposed to be out at this time! go to bed!

[John2020]

I SAID GET OUT, IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS GET OUT NOW THIS ISNT FOR KIDS SHIT

[Diggles]

OK

[Lexical]

Originally Posted by John2020 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Before he says anything i pick up lexicol and throw her in the trees.

Who else is confused about my gender?

[McMuffins]

I get a pop-up asking me if I would like to be ressurected, I click Accept. Once I loot my body, which contained all the things I've stolen from some guy in Qeynos, I am ready.

With a flick of my wand I am on the way to the action, where many people seem to be shouting things of weird nature.

There are giant penises floating, enraged kids shouting about other children, but none of it bothers me. I am here for one thing.

I spot my target, wailing on a_black_wolf. I take my time, approaching the situation seriously. I spot my moment, I leap into the fray and tackle the wolf, stabbing him once, TWICE! I get the much required third hit in, and have slain the wolf.

It's that third hit which has kept me alive, and now this body is mine to take. I bend and take the fur from this monster.

I give the man a helpful nod, "Thank you for making sure he was hurting before I had to save you".

I retreat, quickly taking refuge in a forested area, bending in a bush and waiting...watching...

He will pull another monster, and I will save him again.

[Tarathiel]

5 bux says mcmuffins = john2020

[McMuffins]

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Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

5 bux says mcmuffins = john2020

Do I type like that non-dpsin motherfucker? Pay up.